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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Part of the problem is the fact your wife is middle eastern. You don't fuck with them.

    I'd just spell it out clearly why I don't want to go. Either she agrees or she'll blow a gasket and leave by herself.

    Win-win. :D

    In the second scenario, your hand will have to do for tonight.
     
    Remixer, Jun 30, 2012
    #11421
  2. Lish

    Lish Very Tilted

    Location:
    Im here, but heart is somewhere else
    i wasnt getting any tonight anyways..

    it looks like im going, we've had gastkets blown all over the place over the last few days over this wedding... the last thing i want is a lemon

    i tried to use the 'i dont have any black shoes' excuse, but that didnt work.
     
    Lish, Jun 30, 2012
    #11422
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  3. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Lish, always resort to self poisoning to get out of unwanted appointments. Syrup of Ipecac, laxatives, rohypnol if you can find it, roadkill. Anything! :D
     
    Fremen, Jun 30, 2012
    #11423
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  4. amonkie

    amonkie Very Tilted

    Location:
    Windy City
    I'm ready an hour early to leave for the new job. Thinking I'll just leave early and snap some pictures at the park before I go.
     
    amonkie, Jun 30, 2012
    #11424
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  5. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    pasco county
    good things coming monday at the va hospital...
     
    uncle phil, Jun 30, 2012
    #11425
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  6. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    When a really sleazy-looking salesguy repeatedly calls me "my dear" while I want to buy a new mobile phone, the store can count on customers like me not to leave any money behind.
     
    Remixer, Jun 30, 2012
    #11426
  7. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member


    Not my first rodeo, by far.

    But with my first one, I thought I'd be fine without them. All was well and good until the first Top Fuel cars came to the line. Wowzers. We were standing 30-40' away from the start line and it was the first time I ever could literally feel the pressure of the sound wave on my organs inside my body. :p Needless to say I immediately went to grab some ear plugs.
     
    Borla, Jun 30, 2012
    #11427
  8. Jove

    Jove Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Michigan
    During the suicide mission in Mass Effect 2, I must have chosen poorly because Tali/Jack/Miranda/Jacob were the four squad members that died so I was a bit surprised that Tali/Miranda/Jacob showed up in Mass Effect 3 because I read somewhere that what happened in 2 transfers to 3. Am I wrong?
     
    Jove, Jun 30, 2012
    #11428
  9. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    My buddy cancelled for the NHRA National's today, so I offered to take his son for him. Looks like I'm playing 'Uncle Borla' for the day. He's a cool little kid, it should still be a good time if the heat isn't overwhelming. :)
     
    Borla, Jun 30, 2012
    #11429
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  10. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Have fun uncle borla
     
    ralphie250, Jun 30, 2012
    #11430
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  11. Fly

    Fly music is the answer

    Location:
    Beautiful British Columbia
    fACKing fuel pump

    why today???

    bastard
     
    Fly, Jun 30, 2012
    #11431
  12. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Picked up some pretty epic coffee this morning. My tongue is happy.
     
    snowy, Jun 30, 2012
    #11432
  13. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    This world needs more happy tongues!
     
    Craven Morehead, Jun 30, 2012
    #11433
  14. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Watch out, everybody! Happy tongues are super dangerous and can lead to injury. My woman just ambushed me with her happy tongue.

    It was like an IED attack... one minute I was doing my own thing... next I'm flopped sideways on the bed, twitching and unable to stand.

    I recovered enough to crawl to the keyboard and post this quick warning to all other men who may fall victim to this vicious weapon.
     
    Plan9, Jun 30, 2012
    #11434
  15. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    At least it wasn't an IUD attack, like half of the TFP is experiencing....
     
    Japchae, Jun 30, 2012
    #11435
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  16. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I have been vastly underestimating the amount of time I have to complete this freelance project. Now I'm way ahead of schedule. Excellent.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jun 30, 2012
    #11436
  17. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    If it did, it might have more happy women in it.
     
    ralphie250, Jun 30, 2012
    #11437
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  18. B2653009

    b2653009 Slightly Tilted

    Did you import your endgame save file from ME2?
     
    b2653009, Jun 30, 2012
    #11438
  19. Jove

    Jove Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Michigan
    I played ME2 on the Xbox 360, so I assumed it would recognize the saved file on the drive, but I guess I was wrong. Anyways, I just completed ME3 and I picked the ending I thought most suited the game.
     
    Jove, Jun 30, 2012
    #11439
  20. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    It's 9:00 and it's still 100 degrees :confused:
     
    ralphie250, Jun 30, 2012
    #11440
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