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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun

    Best of luck to you uncle phil, not just for today but all the rest of them, too.
     
    Craven Morehead, Jun 20, 2012
    #11121
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  2. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    the_jazz, Jun 20, 2012
    #11122
  3. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    See, now, this is why I love this job so much more. Instead of being critiqued the moment I walked in the door, we exchanged some polite hellos before the mom told me how much fun her sons had had yesterday.

    Score.
     
    snowy, Jun 20, 2012
    #11123
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  4. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Man, I want one of those fountain soda mixer machines they have had those Firehouse Subs sandwich shops.

     
    Plan9, Jun 20, 2012
    #11124
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  5. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Just when work was starting to feel awesome....BAM! Shit has hit the fan.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Jun 20, 2012
    #11125
  6. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
     
    Speed_Gibson, Jun 20, 2012
    #11126
  7. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    The Firehouse and Moe's drink machines are so damn annoying, Plan9.
    Too many choices, too many dumb people standing there staring at them and wasting my time.
    I did like vanilla coke zero and cherry limeade sprite once, though.
     
    Japchae, Jun 20, 2012
    #11127
  8. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    After a morning at the fountain, I'm pretty tired. We moved the kiddie pool but then discovered that the yard slopes too much where I put it. However, kinda glad it got moved--the grass underneath it was looking sad. We'll just have to drain it on Friday, anyway.
     
    snowy, Jun 20, 2012
    #11128
  9. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Pizza with hotdogs, bacon, roasted onions and sauce hollandaise?

    Why yes, hit me.
     
    Remixer, Jun 20, 2012
    #11129
  10. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    WTF, Remixer. That's not a pizza; that's a disaster.
     
    snowy, Jun 20, 2012
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  11. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    There are times when I really want to reach through the screen and slap someone for being such a fucking idiot. Especially an idiot that seems bent on hurting a friend.

    And then there are times when I realize that I can just tell his wife or boss what I know, and leave it up to them.
     
    the_jazz, Jun 20, 2012
    #11131
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  12. Zweiblumen

    Zweiblumen Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Iceland
    "digital rectum massage"
     
    Zweiblumen, Jun 20, 2012
    #11132
  13. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Does that come with drinks first?
     
    Fremen, Jun 20, 2012
    #11133
  14. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    you have to pay extra for those.
    Unfortunately the safe word is "Schwangerschaftverhütungsmittel" and must be said in a Southern Bavarian accent.
    If that is too long too for you then you can use "Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgaben-
    übertragungsgesetz" which must be said in a northeastern German accent.
     
    Last edited: Jun 20, 2012
    Speed_Gibson, Jun 20, 2012
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  15. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I think you're confusing the digital rectum massage with the "deep-fist anal Rolfing."
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jun 20, 2012
    #11135
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  16. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    the safe word must be said digitally for the digital rectum massage, that is the real trick.
     
    Speed_Gibson, Jun 20, 2012
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  17. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member


    If a friend tells you that, maybe it's time to reevaluate yourself and figure out if you've turned into a giant douchebag.

    Just my $.02.
     
    Borla, Jun 20, 2012
    #11137
  18. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member


    Maybe so. I have a great nose too.
     
    Borla, Jun 20, 2012
    #11138
  19. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Very Tilted

    Location:
    Yucatan, Mexico
    I've just spent way too much time debating with someone who may well be the least intelligent person I've ever meant on-line or IRL. At one point he spent 8-10 posts debating that South America was south west of North America. After several posts complete with maps, arrows and illustrations showing it is quite clearly south east he finally conceded with "Ok, so I mixed up South America with North America." So that means North America is either south west of itself or south west of South America.

    Fuck why to I wander away from TFP?
     
    Tully Mars, Jun 20, 2012
    #11139
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  20. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Borla has you pegged right on the money. But you already know that, don't you?

    Funny thing about bullies - when things get out of their control, they panic and do stupid shit.
     
    the_jazz, Jun 20, 2012
    #11140
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