Pointless Announcements

s'posed to be killer hot again today.........fuckin' melt my head

 

Ugh, woke up too late for my morning run.

 

I too was running late. Had to stop at McDonalds for breakfast. I now have buyers remorse in the worst way.

 

Playing hookey today....just don't feel like working...

 

I don't know if this weather change is the cause of me eating all the food, but I ate an entire pizza two days ago. Probably shouldn't have done that.

 

For one meal? Probably. But if it was lunch and dinner, that's perfectly normal.

 

Really hope this guy I met isn't BSing me about the job offer. I really would like a work from home job with travel to major cities thrown in.

 

woo hoo - its time for trampolining followed by windsurfing!!!

 

Well hello there fat, not tone arms. It never bothered me to have a beer gut...but not having calf muscles, biceps, triceps or delts anymore is kind of gross. I'm sure there's a remedy to this.... I think I'd just rather complain though. That's the American way!

 

I wish we could send some to you...

 

Snot funny. Really, it snot.

 

If I need to fill in for someone else in the office, who's going to fill in for me? WHEN DOES IT END?

 

*sneeze*
Moving furniture
*sneeze*
around to *sneeze* day.

 

New puppy!

 

So I'm watching Thor, and I can't help but think that the frost giants aren't really GIANT... I'm not mad, just... Disappointed. Also, Charlie Hunnam would have made a better Thor.

 

I kinda figured Eden was a furry. Thanks for confirming!

 

I saw furries this weekend, I kept wanting to grab the nearest sword and start stabbing them while yelling, "ABOMINATION!" over and over again.

 

Fire, my friend. Fire.

 

"Half-Naked Drunk With Sword Shot By Police After Threatening Locals: perpetrator has long history with police"

 

I actually thought about dressing up as a bunny, but I didn't want to be yiffed.