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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    And if he pisses off enough people, he'll be a quarter-man, which sounds much less appealing.
     
    Japchae, May 30, 2012
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  2. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

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    What a coincidence, that describes me perfectly as well! Takes awhile in photo editing software to make my pictures portray me as a scrawny pale white guy who is more German than anything else.
     
    Speed_Gibson, May 30, 2012
    #10362
  3. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

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    In case anybody has missed it, the Mayan Armageddon countdown clock has been changed to the London Olympics countdown clock.
     
    Fremen, May 30, 2012
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  4. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

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    I did miss that, I typically skip right the home section and go right to the forum section.
    A real event is admittedly more interesting to countdown for, but that particular one has less than zero interest for me. Only time I ever wanted to watch the Olympics was the original dream team back in 1992, otherwise it has ranked up there with the NFL Superbowl for me on the "you would have to almost pay me to watch" list.
     
    Speed_Gibson, May 30, 2012
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  5. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

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    The mayan armageddon moved out like 12000 years anyway. Turns out the archaeologists were wrong.
     
    SirLance, May 30, 2012
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  6. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    Look, the Mayans were wrong about a lot of shit. What do they know that we don't? C'mon, we've got motherfucking science!
     
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    Baraka_Guru, May 30, 2012
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  7. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I am making Wednesday my bitch.
     
    snowy, May 30, 2012
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  8. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
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    Well, they don't call it "hump day" for nothing!
     
    Baraka_Guru, May 30, 2012
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  9. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Damn straight.
     
    snowy, May 30, 2012
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  10. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    TFP exclusive: snowy Does Wednesday
     
    Baraka_Guru, May 30, 2012
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  11. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

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    I think they went to the same conventions as the creation scientists....
     
    SirLance, May 30, 2012
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  12. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    Well, ancient Mayans were basically non-Christian creationists. They do have an excuse, however: classic Mayan civilization collapsed a full six centuries before the birth of Copernicus.

    I really don't know what the excuse is for Sarah Palin et al.
     
    Baraka_Guru, May 30, 2012
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  13. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    There is no excuse for Palin et. al
     
    Japchae, May 30, 2012
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  14. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

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    that would be one of the many regional accounts of the historical events of the Genesis flood from a few thousand years before.
    As for Palin, she gives Republicans a worse name than they had before, and if Mitt Romney is running for the GOP this time it looks even worse.
    edit: was missing an important word
     
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    Speed_Gibson, May 30, 2012
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  15. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    I just learned that a Bud Light Lime mojito is a thing.

    Truly, nothing is sacred.

    America is so much more appealing as a secular state. I mean, they spend over a trillion dollars annually on their military.
     
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    Baraka_Guru, May 30, 2012
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  16. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I just threw up in my mouth a little.
     
    Borla, May 30, 2012
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  17. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    It's right up there with the whole "[anything but a mar]tini" trend.

    EDIT: Okay, I just found out that the Bud Light Lime Mojito is a product that should just be called Bud Light Lime Mint.

    It would be like adding Worcestershire sauce, Tabasco sauce, and celery salt to the beer and then calling it Bud Light Bloody Mary.

    Fucking lame.
     
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    Baraka_Guru, May 30, 2012
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  18. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

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    Save yourself the angst. Don't drink. :D
     
    Fremen, May 30, 2012
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  19. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    But they're wasting all those hops and cereal grains!
     
    Baraka_Guru, May 30, 2012
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  20. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    ...


    *busts through the wall like the Kool-Aid man*

    [​IMG]

    Somebody say cereal?​

    ​
    ...
     
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    Plan9, May 30, 2012
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