Pointless Announcements

S kept waking up and calling me "cracker." Did this three times in 20 minutes. Weirdo.

 

I just found out that the employee appreciation day is a day that I've previously decided to take for a vacation day. Happy coincidences do happen.

 

kick that bastards ass phil.........

 

Mate, there is no such thing as "Aussie". If your family is Arab and you grew up with them in Australia, you're fucking Arab. The dumbest thing about Australia (next to its government), is the fact that people bring their own culture with them and don't change the least bit culturally.

Oh, yes. It was quite an experience and I still carry very fond memories of Lish's lovestick.

What a night... the clear, star-sprinkled sky; the acoustic background of RPG explosions and small arms fire; the rough feel of dirty sand up my ass cheek; and the aromatic smell of the goat feces left behind by that herd a few minutes earlier.

Oh mama.

 

that wasnt MY lovestick, that was my brother Osamas. I just like to watch. The goats..well..thats a different story.

 

I always thought you smelled weird.

Also: Don't stare at the goat too long... you may kill it.

 

Just purchased a maxed-out Dell XPS 17 laptop for my SO's birthday. Hopefully it arrives in time.

Knowing her, she'll go stupid when she receives it.

 

If you ever want to feel popular, move away and then when you come back EVERYONE wants to see you!

 

Pfft, I've tried that for years.

 

Jesus Herbert Hogwart Humperdink Christofuxkingmighty, who the hell invented the "reply all" button and where can I find him/her?!

 

I'm such a good sister. Since my bro and sis-in-law are taking ZombieNiece to the cardiologist, I'm doing their laundry and making dinner. Then, I pick up my nephew from preschool.

Even though I've got this, I'm still not ready to be a mom!

 

Back to work today, and it was so totally NOT worth it. Hopefully tonight is better.



In other news, the lawn is mowed, and tomorrow, I'm painting the porch. Huzzah for working outside!
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I bought both of them just this past week (well, Thor was a gift.) Iron Man & the sequel are next on the list.

 

Just noticed I have 399 messages. Need to have an even number.

 

I need wild fire, an axe, and a clever plan. Or I can follow the half man.

 

My first thought was hearing Baldrick saying "I have a cunning plan..."
Could not find a short youtube clip with that and not going to make anything similar myself right now. Did find this clip from Black Adder Goes Forth that I felt like posting though; this would be what comes to mind for me when I think of Hugh Laurie.

and this classic from the finale of the same season that I pulled one of the lines of my signature from:

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You could answer those emails offering great deals on breast enlargements at the same time.