Pointless Announcements

Man, I hope the vamipres'll find me tasty today.

 

Fecking 'ell... I ended up with 100.6 temp from driving across town without the air on because I was freezing in the office. I was freezing in the office....


Edit: woo hoo! Down to 99.4! It's FREEZING in here!

 

Whoa. Pissed off my body.
Guess I should have eaten first.

 

...yeah.

 

Banhammer!

 

I always imagine it's the sensation combination of drinking an ice cold beer on a hot day, jacking off with lotion while smashing someone in the face with a brick and screaming the lyrics to a Bad Company song. It's satisfying and disappointing and menial all in the same silent hate burrito.

Okay, maybe some Foreigner.

How close am I?

 

And I'm still here? Whew!

 

"C'mon, baby... do you do more than dance?"

uncle phil and I are going to do drunk karaoke later.

 

Max is helping with my paper on pediatric mitochondrial disorder and the biopsychosocial impact and family and individual functioning. He is fascinated.

 

I'm starting to think there may be something to certain TFPer's whining about my mean-streak. I should probably do something about that. Maybe I'm a sociopath?

X: ah crap
X: read a message from 2 years ago >_>
X: wtf
Me: huh?
X: ignore that
X: skype was acting retarded and took me down with it
Me: so shit does actually crash on Macs
X: nah it wasnt crashing
X: just had some history problems
X: and suddenly i was looking at 2 year old shit 0.o
Me: Your ex: "i have something to tell you, X. i was unfaithful to you. while you were on the way to the airport to go to Germany, i had 4 guys from our class doing me at the same time. and unlike you, i didn't make them wear condoms. i'm really sorry that i was not completely loyal to you, and i swear to GOD i did not do anything behind your back more than twice a day and never including more than 10 guys, 2 chicks and a dog at the same time. please believe me. i love you"
X: haha, super funny dickhead

(By the way: It's the topless duckface guy)

EDIT: Continuation of chat.

Me: hey
Me: random question
Me: am i a mean guy?
X: yes
X: but thats what i love about you you dick
X:
X: wouldnt have it any other way as it were
Me: online high five!
Me: *fives*
X: *fivesbackwhilefranticallysearchingforanapparentlynonexistantskypehighfiveemoticon*


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Had Bombay Sapphire once like 8 years ago while raiding friend's father's minibar (together with said friend). Tasted pretty good. Vodka conquered my heart forever, though.

You can make martinis with that stuff?

 

Nah, just wondering. Then again, never had a martini so I wouldn't know jack to begin with.

 

No, you can't make martinis with Jack.

 

Ah, cheers for the info.

Also: Vodka is awesome.