Pointless Announcements

Wait, that's how I imagine YOU! When worlds collide...

So, for those keeping score, if I'm going to hit on someone, they're going to be from Ohio (or at least know where it is) and have a vagina. Those, apparently, are the things I look for.

So far I'm oh-for-a-billionty with that approach, but I've got to be due soon. I know I'm a dog's ass, so that sun's gonna shine on me sooner or later.

 

I quit wearin' tighty-whiteys years ago.


















/no, not commando, boxer-briefs

 

Fremen, I'm happy that you did nothing to dispell the bib image.

 

I don't want varmints in the trailer or yard, eating up my leavin's. They gotta catch somewhars.

 

Done with my last final exam. Who knew a Shakespeare exam could be so easy?

In other news, no more university and silly things like learning stuff you already know until September.

In more news, heading to Germany soon to fuck over a senior corporate douchebag via a more-senior corporate douchebag. God, I love corporations.


Bloody hell. I wish I had Jeremy Clarkson's voice, just so I could say "IN OTHER NEEEEWS".

 

Just shaved my hair off into a trash bag. Feels great. Chicks love it. Makes me look significantly less dorky.

 

Unpossible.

 

Does your hair look like this guy's?



In case you're wondering why my friend sent me a pic like that: He was being a homo when I made fun of his short hair. You can't see his face, but it's priceless.

 

Do I really need to post comparison pics? I think I do.

 

I assume that's because he had the dildo moulded from your cock in his mouth.
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Sure. Might as well get Glory's Sun and Remixer all hot and bothered.

 

His face. Priceless.

/divulges no further information on that pic

 

The fact that a man emailed you a topless picture so you could check out his haircut says enough.

I wasn't aware that they let Caucasian males anywhere near those blue light tents on Thursday.

He's the anti-Colton Rosenbusc.

/face hidden to cover duckface

 

Wait, does that mean that I'm gay for looking at the picture?

 

Where's my fucking wine glass?

 

Nah, it's an open forum. I'd be different if you opened your G-mail and patted your palms together with glee upon seeing an email from Remixer.

I mean, let's face it... everybody from the 2008 crowd saw Telekinetic's purple-headed wife cudgel... whether they wanted to or not.

How do you have those cats and stemware?

 

/uses Gmail as well. Loves the thing.

Nah, got no clue what you're on about. Imma check Google.

EDIT: On second thought, isn't Telekinetic a TFP member?

 

Yes. Great dude. A lot of TFP history in that man. One of his more "fun" moments was him using a POV picture of his cock as his avatar.

 

Ninja-like, lightning-fast reflexes.
And a spray bottle.