Pointless Announcements

Borla'd squash? A Stanley favorite. I'm pretty sure you could rub steak on nearly anything and he'd try to eat it. Just be careful with your old lady.

I'm surprised that some major food company hasn't jumped on the bandwagon and created "Borla Bits: Steak-flavored Meal Replacement Nuggets."

 

And its time for me to play some Mass Effect 3 ^_^

 

House finale sucked.

But I got the first post on page 500. That's a fun PA.

 

I watched a few episodes of House this season, but not the finale. Wasn't that vested in it any more.
Heh, we're close to 10,000 posts in here.

 

Weight limit for checked luggage is 50lbs, mine is 58.

There are 4 bottles of wine, a six pack and four 22s. What do I get rid of? Don't say clothes. I need those to cushion the bottles.

 

Bubblewrap weighs a lot less than clothes. Ditch your jeans and underoos and just wear a Snuggie the whole time.

 

I've got s snuggie AND a forever lazy suit.

 

Four 22s? When the girl packs, she literally packs!

 

So ditch the t-shirts, jeans, underwear and socks and stick with what you know, girl: Canned PBR and polyester jumpsuits designed for 6' starfish.

Be true to yourself, ZombieSquirrel.

 

This beer isn't for me. It's a gift for some friends back in Ohio. I'll be drinking PBR and other such beer. I know who I am.

I figured I could pack the bag and have a carry on with clothes and stuff. It's just so much crap, but it's gifts for friends and the carry on will fit into the big bag for my trip back.

 

It's just a great way to start the day finding out that one (important) server crashed during the nightly backup and most likely because it overheated as had been predicted.

 

Today I went to that American-style burger place again. I remembered to tell them not to put any mustard on top of that ketchup and mayonnaise.

Ate it and literally felt like doing this:



Amen to the joy of a great fuckin' burger. I know Borla agrees.

 

Since getting the new bed, I can't seem to make it up on time in the mornings

 

other stuff goes in the carry on... Use underwear and tops to cushion bottles, throw jeans in the carry on. Or just put everything but clothes and booze in a backpack. If all else fails, pay the heavy bag fee or mail the booze.

 

Depends on the state. California, Florida, and I think Oregon allow you to ship out... I thought Ohio allowed to you receive alcohol via USPS.

 

This is the first day in the last 4 that I've felt like myself. I've got some sort of bug, but I think I'm mostly over it.

And holy crap did my June schedule just fill up fast.

 

There are many paper cranes to fold, Sensei.