Pointless Announcements

That doesn't sound sexy.

 

Who, me?

You'll know about 3 seconds after you smell rancid bananas. That's when I'll strangle you with your own cardigan.
--- merged: Aug 3, 2011 9:45 PM ---

True. But neither was his quote, in my defense. Well, it was for me, but that's because I'm ape-ish. Sort of the simean version of Eden.

 

Bringing up Eden definitely isn't sexy.

 

ok...really. what next?

 

Trust me, I know. I know. [shudder]

Ok, I'm off to build my nest for the night and plot world domination.

 

"What are we going to do tonight Brain?
The same thing we do every night Pinky...."

 

I am going to bed..... must be pretty pointless as I wouldn't post this on twitter or facebook, which can be pretty useless

 

Self cleaning ovens are a lie. I waited years and mine was far too lazy to clean itself.

 

...their level of intelligence seems to be somewhere between that of an average canine and a primate. Due to their level of intelligence, individual bears have personalities and unique ways of dealing with situations ... bears have learned to minimize fighting and fatal interactions by developing a complex language (both verbal and body posturing) and social structure.[16]

TIL: Kodiak bears are smarter than the cast of Jersey Shore.

 

it's 5:30. good god.
but i am excited about my mini-vacay tomorrow.
that helps.

 

Yep, raining here. A woman interviewed by the Independent yesterday grows sunflowers. She was realy pleased with all the hot dry weather, and yesterday said she hoped it would continue throughout august. Guess thats her day pissed on then.

 

My first three forum posts of substance here on 5.0 have to do with alcohol.

Clearly I'm on a roll.

 

"You should not drink... and bake."

 

1 month until my birthday. My 30th birthday.

 

1 month until my birthday. My 30th birthday.
--- merged: Aug 4, 2011 3:45 PM ---
uhh....posted twice....can someone smarter than I delete this???? I couldn't, or at least didn't know how.

 

While we were on vacation, the maintenance guys from our condo complex finally replaced our kitchen floor with a nice premium sheet vinyl. And, while putting the oven back into place, dropped the oven and left a really obvious divot. It is glued down, I don't know how they plan to fix this one.

 

Butter chicken fail. I'm eating Indian food prepared by Indians who have been making the same goddamn thing since last year. What gives?