1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.
  2. We've had very few donations over the year. I'm going to be short soon as some personal things are keeping me from putting up the money. If you have something small to contribute it's greatly appreciated. Please put your screen name as well so that I can give you credit. Click here: Donations
    Dismiss Notice
Cookies Donations 2021

Pointless Announcements

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
Page 492 of 1930
  1. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    The last couple nights have been fun, but man, I'm tired. I need more sleep.
     
    snowy, May 18, 2012
    #9821
  2. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    I had Soooooooooo much fun last night with the astronaut!
     
    ZombieSquirrel, May 18, 2012
    #9822
  3. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Lemme guess: "He's so outta this world."
     
    Plan9, May 18, 2012
    #9823
    • Like Like x 1
  4. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    That's okay, you can say another type of toast. Mabuhay! ;)

    Cheers wasn't for everybody. I don't like a lot of shows out today that are popular. Like Mad Men or The Office.
     
    Fremen, May 18, 2012
    #9824
  5. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    i hate scrub tops w.out pockets.
     
    mixedmedia, May 18, 2012
    #9825
  6. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    "You have been randomly selected for urinalysis to test for steroids."

    They obviously haven't seen me recently.
     
    Plan9, May 18, 2012
    #9826
    • Like Like x 1
  7. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Wow. That joke hasn't been made yet. :rolleyes:
     
    ZombieSquirrel, May 18, 2012
    #9827
  8. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    I'm trying to be family friendly. Would you prefer a joke about him jettisoning his booster pods all up in your stratosphere (~45 km) or what?
     
    Plan9, May 18, 2012
    #9828
    • Like Like x 2
  9. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Friends in Coral Gables have plans... Other than the stop I have to make at IKEA (yuk), what to do with three hours in Ft Lauderdale?
     
    Japchae, May 18, 2012
    #9829
  10. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    The first "out of this world" joke was an addendum to a sex joke. Something about rocket and a handy in a space suit.

    I prefer your G-rated joke.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, May 18, 2012
    #9830
  11. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
     
    Plan9, May 18, 2012
    #9831
    • Like Like x 3
  12. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Work is driving me crazy today. I got blamed for something I wasn't even here for. That's just not cool. I understand bosslady is used to me closing, but she should think before she speaks and talk to the person who is actually responsible.

    Ugh. TFI Friday.
     
    snowy, May 18, 2012
    #9832
  13. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    God, I hate IKEA. We didn't get a plug on the last trip. I have to brave that whole store alone for a $5.99 plug thy isn't sold online.
     
    Japchae, May 18, 2012
    #9833
    • Like Like x 1
  14. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    And, rest stops on South I 95 are so disgusting.
     
    Japchae, May 18, 2012
    #9834
  15. Curzon

    Curzon New Member

    Just thought I'd mention that I have absolutely nothing to say. In case you were waiting or anything.
     
    Curzon, May 18, 2012
    #9835
    • Like Like x 2
  16. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Shot a 106 in Des Moines today, and it should have been more like a 98 if I'd had a bigboy driver. (that's what she said)

    Coors Lite in an airport after a hot day of golf is actually kind of yummy.
     
    the_jazz, May 18, 2012
    #9836
    • Like Like x 1
  17. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Drat! *clenches fist, then walks away briskly*

    I sincerely doubt it.
     
    Baraka_Guru, May 18, 2012
    #9837
    • Like Like x 1
  18. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    Conversation between coworkers:

    D: You're not singing. What's wrong?
    Me: I feel like ass.
    A: Y'know, I've never understood that description. All the asses I've managed to get my hands on felt really, really nice.
    Me: ....that's a good point. I'll have to remember that.


    So, yeah, still feeling icky, and therefore, didn't even try for the other job today. I will probably regret that, but I don't imagine a potential future employer would appreciate me sneezing/coughing all over them. Plus, I need a nap, stat.
     
    CinnamonGirl, May 18, 2012
    #9838
  19. Curzon

    Curzon New Member

    I'm used to it.
     
    Curzon, May 18, 2012
    #9839
  20. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Apparently there's a porn convention Miami this weekend, that's why it was so difficult to get a hotel room, lol!
     
    Japchae, May 18, 2012
    #9840
    • Like Like x 1
Page 492 of 1930
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.