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Pointless Announcements

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    You're all clearly forgetting the awesomeness that is Chicago. Shittier weather, better restaurants, lots of Poles, Mexicans, Puerto Ricans and Vietnamese, and some of the highest taxes in the US! Huzzah!

    Then again, we've got amonkie, which means that we automatically dominate all other cities on the continent. Sorry, Toronto, you lose.
    --- merged: May 9, 2012 12:43 PM ---
    Until you shut the fuck up?
     
    Last edited by a moderator: May 16, 2012
    the_jazz, May 9, 2012
    #9321
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  2. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Just fot that, the awesomeness that is Tapatalk is probably going to get you frequent updates on the drive down.
     
    Borla, May 9, 2012
    #9322
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  3. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    A less man would hope for a firey car crash, but that would be mean to Stanley.
     
    the_jazz, May 9, 2012
    #9323
  4. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Borla : At least Jazz can sell you great life and car insurance policies before you go on your holiday. :D

    Hope you enjoy the trip.
     
    Remixer, May 9, 2012
    #9324
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  5. Jove

    Jove Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Michigan
    In my dreams I am a sex god. In reality, not so much.
     
    Jove, May 9, 2012
    #9325
  6. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

    Location:
    From Philly USA, living in London UK
    I just love reading pointless annoucements. I can alway depend on you guys to put a smile on my face. :D
     
    Freetofly, May 9, 2012
    #9326
  7. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
     
    Speed_Gibson, May 9, 2012
    #9327
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  8. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    Hump day and I feel like a hump
     
    Craven Morehead, May 9, 2012
    #9328
  9. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Is that better or worse than being a speed bump?
     
    Borla, May 9, 2012
    #9329
  10. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    I hope next Wednesday is better.
     
    snowy, May 9, 2012
    #9330
  11. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    My head still hurts, the plumber is late and I have to go into work (again) at 5pm for an hour.
    I dropped off a birthday cake and picked up my psych testing measures to start the write up at about 8:30 this morning.
    Then I made that damn cat from yesterday my bitch. His Irish "mother" suggested I get him a pink sparkly collar to remind him of his "emasculation".
    She's in Ireland until May 29. I see this happening.
     
    Japchae, May 9, 2012
    #9331
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  12. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Sweet. I'll get a job at a gentleman's club if there are lots of poles. Jazz wouldn't be allowed in because he's not a gentleman.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, May 9, 2012
    #9332
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  13. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Oh, he's gentle. He's smooth, too. How else do you think he gets away with those intimate Rohypnol Romance (TM) evenings?
     
    Plan9, May 9, 2012
    #9333
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  14. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    They'd take you? :eek:
     
    Remixer, May 9, 2012
    #9334
  15. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    You're not allowed in either
     
    ZombieSquirrel, May 9, 2012
    #9335
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  16. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Wow, who thought the day would come when *I* was ZombieSquirrel 's favorite?
     
    Last edited: May 9, 2012
    Borla, May 9, 2012
    #9336
  17. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Why you cuckoo, cannonball?
     
    Japchae, May 9, 2012
    #9337
  18. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    ZombieSquirrel apocalypse.
     
    the_jazz, May 9, 2012
    #9338
  19. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Is that what the countdown is for? I'm so confused. I guess I'll know when a bunch of rugby balls drop from the heavens and destroy my car.
     
    Plan9, May 9, 2012
    #9339
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  20. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    Have your guns, ammo, and food packed and ready to go when the_jazz is being followed by a horde of squirrels under the command of ZombieSquirrel and ready to strike. I heard from a reliable source that he is one of the first to go when it all goes down.
    *makes note to send to a package of fresh brains her way to stay on her good side*
     
    Speed_Gibson, May 9, 2012
    #9340
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