Pointless Announcements

Damn, can we round up all the dumb-asses in one place and firebomb them? Or sterilize?

 

I have just as much right to live as you do, Fremen.

None.​

You know what's funny? As alliterate as I am, it's the same for me.

Sometimes I read me a little Gilgamesh for no reason.

Like maybe it's the Da Vinci Code for badasses.

 

On your craziest self-deprecating days you couldn't compare to the people described in Borla and Tully's posts.

/Try harder...

 

I am showing spectacular (and unusual) restraint by not going off on my friend's FB status. Not because of my friend, but because she has a family member that has NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT, AND IT'S PISSING ME OFF.

...okay, I feel a little bit better now.

 

Did you explain that it was in fact a real event, and that it occurred before the invention of color? They could find a fine documentary in their local video store called "A Night to Remember."

 

The status itself is fine. My friend stated that she did the research, and will be voting no on NC's amendment 1. She also stated that she didn't want to debate politics or religion, she was just showing her support. So then her cousin or whoever is all like, "no, you're wrong, don't listen to the propaganda, omg!" and goes off on a religious rant. She has terrible grammar, and she can't spell for shit. She really has no idea what the amendment entails, just that it "defines marriage between one man and one woman." Which, um, NC already does.

What's more, she's in an interracial marriage. I wanted to ask her if she'd be cool with THAT not being recognized by the state back in the '60s.

Instead, I hit the back button.

 

No, that's autocorrect on Firefox. I'm still a moron.

 

Just booked tickets for the boy toy and I to spend the weekend in San Diego in June. We just had to get ourselves there and my folks are picking up the hotel. Yay for a VACATION! Well. Sort of. I still have to work remotely but still..

 

You're not at all disturbed that aliterate is flagged and alliterate isn't?

I mean, alliterate is such a hipster word. Aliterate is more... pertinent.

/Facebook generation

 

I wrote an analysis that was later published in an undergrad textbook.

Don't put that shit on a pedestal. Any moron can do it. I'm proof.

Oh, bullshit. Passive versus active, my man. But that's a thread.

 

Not a very good secret identity...

 

Oops.

Shop talk for you, huh? I wasn't being serious. Textbooks are probably the fat girl with horrible posture in the corner of the book dance. But I gotta admit it was nice to get a check from a faceless, soulless company that wanted to use my crap in their $95 and good-for-two-semesters snorefest.

I spent it all on breakfast cereal.

 

No, myself and I think all the other divers just sat listening and shaking our heads. One of the other divers told me later "I'm sure they were just joking." Something I thought at first myself. But I'm convinced, after listening to them, they really weren't sure. It was rather odd no one let them know the truth. I thought about it but was a little shocked and curious listening to how they processed their thoughts.

Years ago my daughter came home from high school and I was watching an old Lee Marvin WWII movie. She asked what I was watching and upon hearing it was a movie about "World War Two" she asked why it was called "WWII." I ended up telling her "yes, there were two world wars" and wondering what exactly she was learning in high school.