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I'm just sad that I apparently don't look as scary as I did the last time I flew... I got patted down, scanned and hand swabbed three times last time! Maybe the flight to DC in July will be more entertaining in the TSA line.

 

(brings search wand with him to check Noodle at bar)

(rumor has it her boyfriend already has the zip cuffs)

HEY OH!

 

dawg, i love dogs. look at those guys.
one of my favorite parts of my job is walking around the desk to greet the dogs when they are sitting there looking up at me like that. waiting for me to grab their big, dumb heads and give them some love. heart=melt. (and i don't mean that they are dumb, it's that innocence about them when they are totally trusting of people. that's what makes the difference a lot of time when dogs are deemed 'aggressive.' a lot of times they are just scared.) anyway, love dogs.
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yikes. i do kind of wish i could live where roxette does. i might even make bad new wave music for them if they'd let me live there.
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I just got a phone call from teenboo. She won first place! She's going to a county wide competition in May. I'm so proud of her! Woohoo!

 

I was thinking that same thing. In that particular instance the solid colour page in the book my 5 year in pink is using was done my almost 4 year old a bit earlier. The 5 year old fills in the lines quite neatly and with a wide assortment of colours. She told me earlier that day that I was using the wrong colour for Dora's shoes when I started to use brown or blue I think it was.

 

Just got a call from daughter #2 who let me know that there is a spring festival at the German-American Association tomorrow.
Also known for its epic Oktoberfests which I have enjoyed immensely the last two years.
Guess that means I'll get up early to study for finals and we'll mosey on over there around 5 or so.
Weissbier for the win!

 

1) Mmmm Weissbier
2) Never really been a big fan of dogs, but I had fun with my friend's Boston Terrier last night. Also, Stanley is kind of cute.
3) noodle I have learned that if you take a cane on the plane, people are SUPER nice to you. You get asked if you would like to be "driven" to your gate. You get to board first. People don't rush you either. Take a cane next time...you may actually get felt up if they sense you don't really need a cane. Even though I don't use mine anymore, I may use it when I fly to Ohio in May for the extra attention.
4) I don't remember what 4 was, but I bet it was epic.

 

noodle, you totally need a cane and a pimp hat. Then you can slap your way to the front of the line.

 

i just spent 10 minutes in my daughter's room and now the tops of my feet are covered in scratches.
damn kittens.

 

Yeah, uh-huh... all those back issues of Swank and Dude are catching up with you, aren't they?

 

I know, i posted in it
Just sayin.

 

I very emphatically do NOT want to work tonight. Boo.

 

I just had sex.

 

Are you cuddling with yourself and smoking a cigarette....?

Apparently, in New Zealand, you can die from drinking too much Coke. I'm sure that the decedent's lack of any resemblence of a healthy lifestyle is merely a minor, trivial detail....

 

Hello, New Belgium Hub at DIA... My friend is delayed until 7:15. Getting comfortable with a Fat Tire on draft. Or 3.