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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I don't know about you guys, but my money is on her eventually strangling the receptionist.

    Who wants a piece of the action?
     
    Borla, Apr 2, 2012
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  2. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    What kind of odds are you giving and over what period?
     
    the_jazz, Apr 2, 2012
    #7882
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  3. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Vegas has it at 2:1 that she is going to strangle her. If you parlay it with "while cackling maniacally" and "using her own purse strap" you can get the payout up to 11:1.
     
    Borla, Apr 2, 2012
    #7883
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  4. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    $100 on "in Calendar 2012", please.
     
    the_jazz, Apr 2, 2012
    #7884
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  5. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

    Location:
    Where you least expect me
    My money's on the dead receptionist.
     
    SirLance, Apr 2, 2012
    #7885
  6. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    To do what? Contrary to popular belief, you *can* beat a dead horse.
     
    Fremen, Apr 2, 2012
    #7886
  7. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Auuuuuuuuuuuuugh!!!!
    I freaking HATE Trampled By Turtles. I hope he chokes on his chaw and can never sing again.
     
    Japchae, Apr 2, 2012
    #7887
  8. Phi Eyed

    Phi Eyed Getting Tilted

    Location:
    Ramsdale
    the problem is that there is not enough quality dick porn. Where is it? Why isn't it being made? I don't have a dick, so I can't make it myself.
     
    Phi Eyed, Apr 2, 2012
    #7888
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  9. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    Saw this annoying website popup last night.
    [​IMG]
    between these two f**ktards my choices are more likely "not vote" or "move to Canada"
     
    Speed_Gibson, Apr 2, 2012
    #7889
  10. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

    Location:
    From Philly USA, living in London UK
    That is cool. Just do it, I'm sure it is wonderful.
     
    Freetofly, Apr 2, 2012
    #7890
  11. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    It has been a REALLY long time since we've had more than the tallest midget to choose from.

    The best part is that the shortest one keeps getting picked. :eek:
     
    Borla, Apr 2, 2012
    #7891
  12. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    I was about ready to /ragequit this entire day. I should not be allowed to work with teenaged girls. If you see me on the news, it's probably because I went crazy and started punching people in the face or something.

    My last table was cool, though, and the radio played a bunch of my favorites on the way home. So...yay.
     
    CinnamonGirl, Apr 2, 2012
    #7892
  13. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    Because there's no money in it. Frankly.
    --- merged: Apr 2, 2012 at 9:58 PM ---
    Just picked up watching The Wire again after a long hiatus.
    Which reminds me: best show ever.
    I no kid.
     
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    mixedmedia, Apr 2, 2012
    #7893
  14. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    Ok, wtf is dick porn? Just guys and their dicks? If so I'm sure a few here could whip something out, so to speak. Hell, just today Plan9 took his shirt off for me. I'll bet if you ask him real nice......
     
    Craven Morehead, Apr 2, 2012
    #7894
  15. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I walk around naked for free all the time. I actually can't remember the last time a girl asked to see me naked and I said no.
     
    Borla, Apr 2, 2012
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  16. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    I think she is referring to pornography that fetishizes the male body rather than the female body.
    There is gay porn, but honestly, I find that a lot of gay porn is just like straight porn in its effect on me.
    Meh.
    Honestly, I just don't think anyone is that creative when it comes to visual pornography.
    Either that or I am just so far off the mainstream when it comes to these things that I inhabit a nether-market.
     
    mixedmedia, Apr 2, 2012
    #7896
  17. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    You know how you won't hear a song, or an artist, for YEARS, and then suddenly, BAM! Every time you turn around it's that one damn song, or that one damn singer. Happened to me all day. Weeeeird.
     
    CinnamonGirl, Apr 2, 2012
    #7897
  18. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I hate being anxious.
     
    snowy, Apr 2, 2012
    #7898
  19. NIKKIANA

    nikkiana New Member

    Location:
    NYC
    I would really like Manu Chao's Bongo Bong to stop playing in my head.
     
    nikkiana, Apr 2, 2012
    #7899
  20. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

    Location:
    Where you least expect me
    It's a small world after all... it's a small world after all... it's a small world after all...

    It's a small small small small world...
     
    SirLance, Apr 2, 2012
    #7900
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