Pointless Announcements

I was just "burned" by my 68 year old retired mom.

I was getting her to clean and dress my burn on my stomach earlier, and as I was leaning over to get a better view at what she was doing, she goes, "Could you move your booby out of the way?".

I couldn't think of a come-back...

 

If you are including the young Sally Fields on that bootleg run, then I might join in even if it means battling Jackie Gleason and his dimwitted kin.
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I heard he fell in Mount Doom after after the sniper Sauron had waiting at the only place the ring could be destroyed did his job.

 

My hip predicts a heavy snow tonight

 

Be very, very careful. It has taken over my brother's life (based on the amount of crap he shares) and he is 46 years-old. The amount of sharing on Facebook is roughly proportional to the size of one's ego.

 

Sold, Snowman. Where's Flash?

 

No. No you don't! Have someone else do it for you.
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Yeah...it's here NW of Chicago already--giant snowflakes, roads going to shite. This stuff is going to be heavy to shovel. I suppose I should glance at the weather forecast...
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However, I can always find something amusing to steal from him. Being his 6-year's older sister I do have a long-ago history of doing such things (on a petty theft level).

 

I find John Travolta oddly mesmerizing dressed as a woman.

 

A neighbour lady just walked by with her little ankle-biter dog. They both wore the exact same colour winter coats!

 

75 today, 50 tomorrow

 

And the question is "How old are you feeling this week?"
I'll take smartass responses for $500, Alex.

 

Be cool! Repost every meme you can find!

 

That ankle biter is a light snack for a bullmastiff. Of course they also know that they outweigh the mastiff/rotti/whatever other large breed by AT LEAST 120 pounds and make sure that everyone else hears about it.

 

Had a hit on my blog from Baghdad today. That is a first.

 

What is the temperature...

 

Just feeling sad.

 

Yes it is, yes it is.