Pointless Announcements

is disenchanted with MI drivers.

 

My head hurts. Need more coffee.

 

I am never more proud of having three kids as when I do my taxes.

 

Whoa... GH lives.

 

I am suspended betwixt sleep and death and rash indeed is he who would awaken me from my deserved rest.

 

I only have the one (who is claimable) but, yeah.

 

Hungers too, if past performance is any indication of future trends...

 

Funeral clothes shopping-- 2 hours of family togetherness went surprisingly well. I found just how far out of the loop I am in brick and mortar clothes stores when I'm completely flummoxed by the fact that there are no such thing as ladies slips anymore! You can wear a camisole on top which I knew 'cos I already do under sheer stuff but on the bottom? Some truly odd girdle-tap pants combo that in no way is gonna imply that I have anything below the (imaginary) panty line. The skirt is full length so I may wear my hooker shoes after all. No one will see them. Oh wait, yes they will.

 

i love my new job

 

I was refused permission to comment on a thread that I started.
Testing ...

 

If your thread is in Tilted Back, you have to meet the daily posting requirements (or be a donor). If it's not, let me know since there may be a separate issue.

 

i ran my first smoke sesh of the year with the freshmen today

 

Everytime I turn around, all I get is buttsex.

I'm waiting for the_jazz to own up to his posts and come talk some smack to my face, seeing how I'm now less than a hour away from him.

Oh yeah, I'm on your turf. What you going to do old man?

Also, when Jazz comes to NC, we are totally driving out to glorified tant's house and bringing down THE THUNDER.

And by thunder I mean buttsex.

 

You know how you track me down? By being in Kansas City. That's where I am.

Oh, and we're totally fingercuffing Old Lady Glory.

 

Please don't hurt the Toaster.

 

SirLance for president! Make that King!

 

If you were in Chicago, our meeting would be like this, with Jazz playing the role of the black knight.

 

I have decided that Cayvmann and I should be brothers.