Pointless Announcements

I've known people who really struggled when dilated, but it's never bothered me at all. Just pop on some sunglasses and roll. But then, lot's of folks told me bifocals would mess with my depth perception. Didn't happen.

 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah SCHOLARSHIP DAY! My life at work is going to be VERY interesting the next few months.

 

Borla, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

 

I held off yesterday when you referenced one of my all time favourite films but have to post something today -


One that fits here even better from the sequel -

 

yup..still like bombing you.

 

Until now, I never realized there was a correlation between sore backs and chaps. Thanks, Borla!

 

now I'm going to have to start 'like' bombing both of you.

 

Well, that's because I'm a pitcher, not a catcher. I can see how your back might get tweeked when you're laying on it with your legs in the air. Glory's Sun has always suggested stretching beforehand.

 

A picher!?! Really? I never thought of you as a pitcher.

 

*swing and a miss*

 

Clearly in the relationship between glory's sun and me, he's the bitch and I'm the butch.
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Hey, Fly, how YOU doin'?

 

this may be true, but I'm the bitch in charge and you're clearly not to stud level yet.

 

If that's the case, why do you ask me to push in your stool every time we go to the bars in Boystown?

 

Either way, you're still following orders.

 

Why do you immediately do what he says like a little bitch?