Pointless Announcements

I can walk, almost normally now. Knee is still a POS

 

Oh desk, you need to be cleaned.

 

A clean desk is a sign of a dirty mind.

 

my mind is really damn clean then.

 

Wait, my desk is dirty. What does that say about me?

 

I do have that fantasy where you throw everything off of the desk and have your way with someone right then and there.

 

Ahem.

 

Thanks, but I'll pass.

 

I thought I was the one making the pass. You know, Don Draper-style.

 

If you did it Roger Sterling-Style I may have accepted. DEFINITELY would have accepted Joan Harris-Style, but I don't think you can pull that off.

 

So what you're saying is that I have a chance.

 

Sure. I'll be nice today and say it's 1 out of a million. Probably billion, but I'll give you million because I'm in a good mood.

 

I think Borla already summed up my response. It was what I had in mind.

 

You're Special.

 

Umm, duh?

 

Yes. the_jazz is too special to realize that wearing a helmet on a short bus isn't exactly a compliment.

 

the_jazz has a history of taking the helmet off from what I hear....makes it harder to lick the windows.