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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. I'm not a lightweight and although I am a fan of PBR, I expect the good shit from you. Also, I like sake. Even if I was roofied, I'm pretty sure my body would try and reject you thus causing my vagina to close up.
     
  2. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Good beer and sake. Got it. Roofies cause clenched vaginal muscles. Check.

    Maybe I should just dress like a street urchin so you'll pity me.
     
  3. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    No, no, she likes her men to have two college degrees, and to dress snazzy. Or be in a rugby uniform.
     
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  4. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    I've only got the one degree, but I do own a pimp hat and a cane.

    As a former distance runner and current pedestrian, I'm fairly certain that rugby uniform would probably look slightly less than great on me.
     
  5. She knows me well.

    Not attractive

    Not a fan of scrawny boys with chicken legs.
     
  6. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    How about if I throw in a top hat, monocle along with a diaper and sash, Baby New Year-style?
     
  7. No. I'm not into that.
     
  8. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Too bad. How about dark socks, frayed and yellowed briefs and a stained t-shirt?
     
  9. You do NOT know how to seduce a woman do you?
     
  10. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Boobs feel just like bags of sand, right?
     
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  11. Exactly.
     
  12. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Cool.

    Well, this Asia poster isn't going to frame itself.
     
  13. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Okay, ZS, grab your cricket bat, we got a fat man with an IT ass to take out for making shitty problem solving choices. Let's do one laptop at a time instead of rebuilding the profiles three or four running consecutively, and let's leave the desktop with all of the testing software that's use by five staff members for last (read: tomorrow). Oh, and let's NOT restore their desktop so as to cause undue panic in the staff members who are already pissed at your ineptitude. If I hear "it's in the cloud" one more time today, I'm going to lose my shit. And I was only in the office four hours.
     
  14. All over it!
     
  15. Don't ask for my help if you're gonna ignore me. Don't ask me for advice if you're say I'm wrong and do it your own way. Don't walk away from me when I'm trying to answer your question.

    Get out of my kitchen.
     
  16. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    I'm on a spam hunt. His move. The gaunlet's been thrown, and let's see if he responds.

    He's Chinese and trying to sell you Dallas Cowboy bedding. His profession is "bedding contractor".
     
  17. Fly

    Fly music is the answer

    wow,when the woman and the daughter get goin' on a bad fuckin' trip.........look the hell out.........fuck this,I'm outta here.
     
  18. Fangirl

    Fangirl Very Tilted

    Location:
    Arizona
    Smart man. That's what my dad always did. Gave the ladies plenty of room for the fur to fly.
     
  19. I'm right behind ya brotha... Lets get some beers.
     
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  20. I want a similar profession......
     
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