Pointless Announcements

I already called my stepfather in silver spring to make fun of him. Told him that the white fluffy cold stuff was snow. I live in a state that already has this stuff regularly. Like my front yard for the past month.

 

Meanwhile, at stately Wayne Manor...a Dick choking...

 

"I go for penguins...."

 

"Laws are meant to protect us from dangerous things, yet the most dangerous thing about marijuana is being caught with it."

...huh.


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Everyone's freaking out about the snow. Schools are already closed tomorrow. It is currently gorgeous outside, 45 F and sunny blue skies. All this talk about "milk, bread, and eggs" has me wanting some french toast, though.

 

Ya, south of the Mason-Dixon line is a bit odd about snow.

I got pulled over once for doing 50 in a 55 in Atlanta. "Son, there's snow on the ground" ... "In Colorado, the snowplows leave more than this" .

Good thing I was headed to the airport.

 

I actually didn't want a snow day today. But I still have a bit of that Snow Day Thrill I felt as a kid.

 

Well, if we're being honest... said habit isn't typically associated with the well-to-do, get-up-and-go type of 20+ adults. Mostly the still-lives-in-mom's-trailer-Doritos-and-Mountain-Dew-working-shit-jobs types.

#LivedInNorthCarolina
#MiddleClassWhiteBoy
#SoWhatIfItsTrue

 

You'd be surprised at the clientele at a Colorado dispensary. Business suits, dresses, BMW and Mercedes ... One hell of a lot of upper-middle class folks. Best guess, none of them started smoking it when it became legal.

 

Actually, psychology is seeing a lot more successful adults who remain that way by self-medicating with weed rather than Xanax or antidepressants. They end up being more functional if using the medical grade stuff.

 

Pfft... says way more about the excessive pushing of the above than the Sacred Plant.

 

I've definitely known the stereotypical burn-out types. But I've known more "contributing members of society" types.

 

We're building a society of anxious individuals who almost cannot function at times. It's the nature of our shitty, fast-paced society and the unreal expectations were putting on people younger and younger. Where we fail, is teaching the coping skills.

 

If you can't keep up, you either accept failure and give up, or kill yourself trying to succeed. I see kids burn out semester after semester, and go batshit insane.

 

And society a thousand years ago was building what?

Are we really living in the plot to Johnny Mnemonic?

 

Mneumonic? Bahahahahaha.

 

Nice catch, Doc!

 

Weather is irrelevant... only variables are whether or not you have access to a woman or Netflix.

Ooo... or PornHub.