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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    Why are there so many hideous babies? My friend just posted a photo of her kiddo and saying how cute... The kid looks like Jabba the Hutt. I hope tinygirly is as cute as littlegirly. And half as cute as babysquirrel.
     
    genuinemommy, May 19, 2015
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  2. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    My BFF's mom taught me the best trick: every baby has adorable feet. But yes, many babies look like old men or space aliens.
     
    snowy, May 19, 2015
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  3. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

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    Wolf 359
    My daughters look quite a bit like me and despite that handicap were and are gorgeous little girls.
    --- merged: May 19, 2015 5:01 AM ---
    .....on a completely unrelated note, Janet Jackson really rocks the look she wears in the Rhythm Nation video.
     
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    Speed_Gibson, May 19, 2015
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  4. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    @snowy, your opening sounds like it might belong in the "how many times a week" thread.;)

    @MeltedMetalGlob could be your illustrator.
     
    Lindy, May 19, 2015
    #36444
  5. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Well, the guy's problems are soon to be rectified. He meets two people, a young man and woman, on the subway that morning, and their paths continue to cross, so banging commences.
     
    snowy, May 19, 2015
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  6. RedSneaker

    RedSneaker Very Tilted

    Banging! Yes!
     
    RedSneaker, May 19, 2015
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  7. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I think everyone can agree that banging is awesome.

    There is an epic threesome on the horizon.
     
    snowy, May 19, 2015
    #36447
  8. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

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    Who cares, really?
    Well, I can relate to the first part of the story.

    Everything that happens after that?

    Not so much. ;););)
    [​IMG]
     
    MeltedMetalGlob, May 19, 2015
    #36448
  9. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    Location:
    North


    You know MMG, she might not forsake the bed so often if you didn't insist on wearing your hat to bed.
     
    redravin, May 19, 2015
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  10. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Are you crazy? Hats are sexy!
     
    snowy, May 19, 2015
    #36450
  11. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    Au contraire, my wife insists I remain as fully clothed as much as possible, to avoid dire consequences to innocent parties!
    [​IMG]

    This is not too far from the truth, but I'll let everyone guess as to exactly how close it is. ;)
     
    MeltedMetalGlob, May 19, 2015
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  12. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Only rappers and Texans can get away with that.
     
    Lindy, May 19, 2015
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  13. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    If I were the gay I'd insist @MeltedMetalGlob wear his hat in bed when we engaged in sheet sports.
     
    Fremen, May 20, 2015
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  14. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Just got done seeing The Tonight Show tape. Pretty awesome since they taped most of tomorrow night's show today. So we got all of today's guests and skit, plus tomorrow's skit and Dwayne Johnson. :cool:

    Pitbulls's stage took so long to set up that Jimmy came into the audience for 20+ mins and just talked with us, took questions, and told stories.
     
    Borla, May 20, 2015
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  15. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

    Location:
    From Philly USA, living in London UK
    Stepped into some badass chiggers while walking through Kew Gardens. Felt like fire ants. Damn bugs...25 bites...itch itch...
     
    Freetofly, May 21, 2015
    #36455
  16. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    Chiggers in Kew?! ack! That's terrible. Hope the garden was at least pretty. I want to go there someday.
     
    genuinemommy, May 21, 2015
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  17. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    If my father was a hardcore conspiracy theorist, I think I'd have anxiety, too.
     
    Japchae, May 21, 2015
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  18. redux

    redux Very Tilted

    Location:
    Foggy Bottom
    redux, May 21, 2015
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  19. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I'm pretty sure I have the best coworkers ever.
     
    snowy, May 21, 2015
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  20. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    I don't bother with conspiracies, easier to accept that we are lied to a on a large scale and go on with life.
     
    Speed_Gibson, May 21, 2015
    #36460
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