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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. INTERNATIONAL T.

    International T. Slightly Tilted

    Last year I took a drive with some friends from New Mexico to Portland. Saw some weird stuff in the sky and mountains in Utah and New Mexico. Wrote it off as just weird. Maybe we were all just tired from driving. Later that same year, I drove from VA Beach to San Diego with a buddy of mine. On the highway, 2 hours outside of San Diego, we saw something extremely strange in the sky. Seemed to follow us for a while. I didn't stop but I took my phone out to snap a pic.

    Of course it was dark out, so of course I get the grainy dark pictures as a result. Pissed me off to no end. Simply because, I know wtf I saw. Especially with my skillset from my career and background. Call me crazy, that's fine. I've been called worse. But I know wtf I saw. And 6 months later, it still bothers me.
     
    International T., May 4, 2015
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  2. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    @International T. your post reminds me...
    Once when I was in high school I had just finished giving this guy a very messy hand/blow job. We were lying there naked and I said that we needed to get dressed (we were in my bedroom) 'cause my mom could get home soon.

    It was our first time together, and this guy says, with that knack that sixteen year old boys have, of saying absolutely the wrong thing at the wrong time, (I'm lying there with a load of his semen all over my face and chest) he says "Gawd, your mom is hot!":confused:

    I've wondered on occasion if part of the reason that I did so much sexual "acting out" in high school was that I was sub-consciously competing with my mom.:oops:

    I hadn't thought about this incident in years, but I bumped into this guy last weekend. At the Berkshire Hathaway shareholders meeting in Omaha. We had a nice five minute chat in that very crowded, noisy place, exchanged contact info, etc.

    Of course, he asked how my mom was...:D
     
    Lindy, May 5, 2015
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  3. INTERNATIONAL T.

    International T. Slightly Tilted

    How do you thumbs up something twice???? That guy is like the spokesman for assholes everywhere.

    I'd totally bang my exes mom but the timing of that statement was perfectly horrible. :eek:
     
    International T., May 5, 2015
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  4. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    At about age 45 or so I was old enough to appreciate the hot moms around my age, and young enough to appreciate their age 20ish daughters. This was all mental, BTW. I was (still am) married, and even if I hadn't been I wasn't stupid enough to chase girls/women half my age.

    When I was teenager working at BK, one of the girls (hot body) was about 15 and her mom (hot body & face) looked like her not-that-much-older sister. Her mom maintained a tight & trim figure, very teenage-ish, and was wore tight jeans.
     
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    Chris Noyb, May 5, 2015
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  5. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Doesn't matter how much I want to finish watching Free! Eternal Summer, it's not gonna happen at the gym. Never mind how inspiring the swim sequences are, especially the races.
     
    snowy, May 5, 2015
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  6. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Canada is getting our very own PATRIOT Act today! Yay!
     
    Baraka_Guru, May 5, 2015
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  7. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    Location:
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    And you guys are putting up with that shit why?
     
    redravin, May 5, 2015
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  8. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Um... Our PM is a dickhead?

    Canada poised to pass anti-terror legislation despite widespread outrage | World news | The Guardian

    This is the government who won a majority government after their minority government was found in contempt of parliament. An election was triggered because they lied to/misled Canadians. They were rewarded with more power.

    This is an election year. I hope we have learned our lessons.
     
    Baraka_Guru, May 5, 2015
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  9. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I'm so very sorry, @Baraka_Guru.
     
    snowy, May 5, 2015
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  10. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Why would nutjob and/or radical group want to terrorize Canada? Y'all already have the "We are FRENCH even though we don't live in France" folks.
     
    Chris Noyb, May 5, 2015
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  11. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Dude, we recently had extremists open fire on Parliament Hill and even inside a parliament building. You guys haven't had something like that happen on Capitol Hill since 1998! (And you're Americans!)
     
    Baraka_Guru, May 5, 2015
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  12. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    You know you are getting older when you see attractive 20 somethings and just think they are a bunch of kids and all too frequently "they need put some damn clothes on".
     
    Speed_Gibson, May 5, 2015
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  13. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    But wait! There's more!

    $2.7B employment insurance surplus balanced Joe Oliver's books - Politics - CBC News

    The government has effectively used our money to balance the books. I'll bet dollars to donuts that come election season they will sell their "track record" of "fiscal responsibility" in "balancing" the budget.

    Millions of tax dollars spent in misleading Canadians on their performance (including on this budget), and this is what we have to look forward to.

    Fucking Tories. We need another "Orange Wave."

    Now.

    (Sorry. I know. This should be in Bitching and Complaining, or some Tilted Politics thread....)
     
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    Baraka_Guru, May 5, 2015
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  14. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    My daughter is wonderful. She is constantly talking about being a big sister and the baby-to-be. I have spent more time preparing her for the changes than I have for myself.
     
    genuinemommy, May 5, 2015
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  15. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Well, perhaps someone in the Great White North is drawing cartoons of Muhammed.
     
    Lindy, May 5, 2015
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  16. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Oh my fucking God. A woman who looks just like the protagonist in my latest work just walked in the door.
     
    snowy, May 5, 2015
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  17. INTERNATIONAL T.

    International T. Slightly Tilted

    And I thought MY day sucked. Smh.
     
    International T., May 5, 2015
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  18. INTERNATIONAL T.

    International T. Slightly Tilted

    Drink in hand.... I deserve it
     
    International T., May 5, 2015
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  19. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Don't go all reverse Misery on her, plz.
     
    Fremen, May 5, 2015
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  20. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    No, it just solidified that what I'd imagined exists in real life. As an author, it's a relief.
     
    snowy, May 5, 2015
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