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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Man, the Appalachian Trail is a bitch!
     
    Japchae, Apr 19, 2015
    #36241
  2. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Very Tilted

    Location:
    Yucatan, Mexico
    It's a tad warm here.
     
    Tully Mars, Apr 19, 2015
    #36242
  3. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    Location:
    North
    Jack White surprise concert.
    Only 400 tickets
    $3.
    Me.

    [​IMG]
     
    redravin, Apr 20, 2015
    #36243
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  4. redux

    redux Very Tilted

    Location:
    Foggy Bottom
    Kevin Johnson, the mayor of Sacramento and former five time All-NBA when playing with the Phoenix Suns, is a very cool mayor!
     
    redux, Apr 21, 2015
    #36244
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  5. omega

    omega Very Tilted

    You lucky bastard.
     
    omega, Apr 21, 2015
    #36245
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  6. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    Location:
    North
    First row seat.

    [​IMG]
     
    redravin, Apr 21, 2015
    #36246
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  7. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    If I haven't been around as much, working my ass off.
    No brain afterwards either for night lingering...just drive-by messaging.

    I know I'm working my braincells too much when I'm walking around in a daze. :confused:
     
    rogue49, Apr 21, 2015
    #36247
  8. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I was just reminded that there is such a thing as "ringette," hockey's little sister.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Apr 22, 2015
    #36248
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  9. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I need more comfort food.
     
    snowy, Apr 22, 2015
    #36249
  10. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Things no one ever expects to say...ever: "You're robot got stuck under our bed after it ate a used condom."
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Apr 23, 2015
    #36250
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  11. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Trying really hard not to creep on this guy at the gym that is totally ideal. Cute face, a little nerdy looking, and built like Clark Kent.
     
    snowy, Apr 23, 2015
    #36251
  12. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I had a similar problem when I last had a gym membership. It was a physically ideal woman: Amazonian, broad back/shoulders but with proportionate waist/hips. Her figure was statuesque. Her legs were like walking works of art, as though carved by Michelangelo himself—the yoga pants couldn't lie. I won't go into detail, but she'd constantly remind me that I'm more of an ass man than a boob man (but I do really like boobs—I will officially declare as a tit 'n' ass man). The real killer: She'd squat and deadlift like a warrior and would put most men at the place to shame.

    Now if you'll excuse me....

    I'll be in my bunk.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Apr 23, 2015
    #36252
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  13. INTERNATIONAL T.

    International T. Slightly Tilted

    How old is too old to build forts? Cause this one I built with the kids is #Dope
     
    International T., Apr 23, 2015
    #36253
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  14. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Never too old.
     
    snowy, Apr 23, 2015
    #36254
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  15. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    I'm not saying that I would get in trouble if I bought this but, man, the possibilities are endless.
     
    Plan9, Apr 23, 2015
    #36255
  16. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska

    Never too old to play with your kids... or with yourself.:D
     
    Lindy, Apr 23, 2015
    #36256
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  17. INTERNATIONAL T.

    International T. Slightly Tilted

    Watching Ghostbusters. .....movie never gets old.
     
    International T., Apr 23, 2015
    #36257
  18. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    It was one of "those" days...
    not terrible, but every stupid, inconvenient and annoying thing you can think of, happened.

    Actually, it ended productive...and removed big lingering over my head scary things

    BUT...when your burger you've gotten on the fly while you're driving back to work, decides to instantly decompose and dump excessive amounts of mustard on you and your suit...and car interior.
    Leaving you with just a patty, cheese and tomato in your hand.

    All you can do is explode, cry...or do what I did, laugh like a fuckin' mad hatter at the insanity.
    (I did NOT order extra mustard, BTW)

    Oh yeah...and the fun continued too...
    Someone had this planned...I looked for the hidden camera. :confused:


    I got slimed.
     
    Last edited: Apr 23, 2015
    rogue49, Apr 23, 2015
    #36258
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  19. INTERNATIONAL T.

    International T. Slightly Tilted

    Laughing at it all........I like your style!
     
    International T., Apr 23, 2015
    #36259
  20. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Gordon Ramsay did the BEST AMA EVAR.
    Even better was discovering //shitramsaysays
     
    Japchae, Apr 23, 2015
    #36260
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