Pointless Announcements

Does it stick out of his fancy pants?

 

HA!

 

This kind of talk might hurt his feelings. At least we know @Borla will stick around because Stanley uses his account to check on his fan club.

 

Oregon v Michigan State. Which will prove the greater adversary, the opposing team or the heat?

 

From my perspective, it will be about the same length as any other college football season.

There are just six more Saturdays this year when a hundred thousand people will pack the stadium, about a mile from where I sit, to watch The Home Team play football.

On those six days, all activities, errands, shopping, etc., have to be planned around the heavy traffic of people going to or coming from the stadium.

After the game, some normally two-way major streets become one-way, in order to escort a high volume of cars out of town. You can't get on or off any of those streets, or even cross them, until the postgame traffic is gone.

It's seriously inconvenient only if (1) you weren't paying attention to the schedule, and get caught in the traffic, or (2) if some emergency arises, and you have to go somewhere when the roads are congested.

There's hardly ever any reason to inquire about the outcome of a game. The Home Team almost invariably wins.

 

I'll root for whatever is the "good team" if it involves ribs/steaks/etc. Unfortunately my teleportation device is still in the shop. Apparently some of the parts needed won't be made until 2075 in even crude form.

 

decided to see how long i can prevent myself from going to the bathroom for no other reason than i just want to