Pointless Announcements

My mom is my new Dissertation PR Distribution Chair.
If anyone knows ANYONE with Cystic Fibrosis, please let me know.
I need 43 more participants in the next thirty days.

 

Oh, so now you decide to speak up [shaking head side-to-side emoticon].

 

I seem to have aquired a family of birds living in a cardboard box on my front porch.
The chicks sound excited when mama comes home with supper.
Imagine, excited by worms.
I wonder if that's their filet mignon?

 

Ermahgawd! Allison (Fargo) Tolman is talking to me on Twitter. Holy crap, she called me "gurl!" Ahahaha. My night is made.

 

BabySquirrel gets super excited about boobs. She must get that from daddy.

 

just dont feel like doing shit

 

What do boobs have to do with food? Oh...oh...yes, I forgot about that part...

/ignore finger in corner of mouth

 

My daughter's boyfriend apparently thinks that the way to keep me happy is to keep me well caffeinated. 3rd box of K cups since Christmas. Delicious, wasteful K cups.

 

Food comes out of those things!?

...

What a wasteful jerk! He could at least get you those reusable steel econo-cups. Some decent coffee would be a bonus.

/would clearly be a better suitor

/wait, you know me

/sorry

 

Sitting in the Jacuzzi in my room at the spectacular Lake Quinta Airport Inn. I feel like I've been on the road or on the run for the past couple months. Sick family. Aged dogs that require 12 hours a day care. A daughter who is nearly 30 and at times manages to out smart herself. She's in the military, seven years now, still hasn't figured out getting into power struggles with people who have all the power is not bright. Per the UCMJ she's right. Anywhere other than the military she might win one of these battles. Sadly all she seem to accomplish is to pass off those in charge. No idea how to get her to see her actions are hurting her and her family a hell of a lot more than the folks she's passed off at.

Going on two days with a total of three hours sleep.

Hey there a soap behind the toilet. There a short curly hair on it... I'm sure it's not mine. At this point I don't even care. Just going to nod off and hope the tiny blonde hair doesn't attack me in my sleep.

Should be home in Merida sometime tomorrow night. Should be around more shortly.

Cheers to all. Now time to sleep.

 

DaddySquirrel hasn't touched them (in that way) since she was born. He's afraid of what would come out.

 

Coward.

 

Shit, I'm afraid it would be delicious.

 

Think he would believe it's pizza and red wine?

 

I have to pee so bad.
I don't know what kind of crack my kidneys are on, but they appear to be working really, really well.