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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    There are two things you can be certain of, *death and taxes.


    *death 1.5: and @MeltedMetalGlob 's Fedora being on his head when he goes to see St. Peter
     
    Fremen, Apr 6, 2014
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  2. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

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    Who cares, really?
    Sometimes there are exceptions to the rule...
    [​IMG]
     
    MeltedMetalGlob, Apr 6, 2014
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  3. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Note to self: do not read @MeltedMetalGlob 's stuff while eating.
     
    snowy, Apr 6, 2014
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  4. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    How did I ever miss Imagine Dragons?
    Perhaps it's because I don't listen to the radio?
    They're so fun.
     
    Japchae, Apr 6, 2014
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  5. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Or work with teenagers in a high school. I can't stand them now, and I blame overexposure at school.

    I swear, every fourth video project this fall had Radioactive in it.
     
    snowy, Apr 6, 2014
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  6. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Fremen, Apr 6, 2014
    #32506
  7. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Rosie Palm and her 5 sisters are asleep, so why am I sitting here watching Skinemax at 3 in the morning?
     
    Fremen, Apr 7, 2014
    #32507
  8. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
     
    Remixer, Apr 7, 2014
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  9. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Because you can.
     
    snowy, Apr 7, 2014
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  10. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    As good a reason as any.
     
    Fremen, Apr 7, 2014
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  11. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Still mad and still don't know why.......
     
    ralphie250, Apr 7, 2014
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  12. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    Location:
    North

    Did you ask or is it one of those "You know what you did." things?
     
    redravin, Apr 7, 2014
    #32512
  13. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    I asked and she rolled her eyes and walked away..
     
    ralphie250, Apr 7, 2014
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  14. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I figured out your problem @ralphie250. I read all of your posts on the matter, spent a lot of time breaking down the possibilities, meditated on everything else I've observed about you and your relationship, and I am absolutely sure I know what happened.


    But you have to be ready for the truth before I can share it with you, because this will likely have a severe impact on the rest of your life.


    Are you prepared for my conclusion?




    Well, it appears to me that you've brought this on yourself.


    The problem is that you married a woman.


    Glad I could help. ;)
     
    Borla, Apr 7, 2014
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  15. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
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    Holy fuck I never thought of that. That's. good conclusion.
     
    ralphie250, Apr 7, 2014
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  16. RedSneaker

    RedSneaker Very Tilted

    Did she know about the party well in advance?
     
    RedSneaker, Apr 7, 2014
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  17. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    Coming soon to a galaxy near you
    Don't try to understand their thinking, Ralphie. The male brain can't handle it.

    Most men who try end up going mad. The lucky ones just drop dead on the spot.
     
    hamsterball, Apr 7, 2014
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  18. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I just got an email from BabySquirrel.

    It said that her mom thinks I'm a douche, but she thinks I'm nice. :cool:
     
    Borla, Apr 7, 2014
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  19. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    A few days
     
    ralphie250, Apr 7, 2014
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  20. Fangirl

    Fangirl Very Tilted

    Location:
    Arizona
    It's not the party. "Mad about the party" is too simple.
    There's something else she needs to express.
    "Party" is the place she's putting it. It may not even be something she's able or ready to express. Maybe it's that you didn't ask her that you were having the party but told her? (So this would be her not feeling as a partner in big(ish) decisions?)
    Just guessing...
     
    Fangirl, Apr 7, 2014
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