Pointless Announcements

Even "wet" sounds nice due to the absence of "snow"

Umm, no offense @snowy. I hope you know that I still love you deeply.

 

I went outside to get some fresh air and was greeted with birdsong and sunshine. I kept looking for Mary Poppins.

I stayed on the porch a bit and enjoyed.

 

Ohhh, a rare Solo sighting. Nice!

 

Any advice I would give at this point would be entirely self-serving.

 

Welcome safely home, young fella.

 

Does that mean I can safely remove the ice packs that I've applied to myself?

 

I think my poor heart will be able to handle it, my love. But give me a little head start. I'm gonna have to go fuck someone first.

Pressure relief valve, you understand. It's kinda technical.....

 

Dr appt at 2:00 today.

 

What in the what now?

 

At least it wasn't the pic with the little spider hiding in the toilet paper roll in the bathroom.

 

Ack! An arachnophob's wet dream gone horribly wrong!


/kill it! Kill it with fire!

 

Ahh, ok.

 

Spiders used to bother me, but when I started vegetable gardening I developed a respect for insects, bugs, spiders, and even snakes. It helps that we have only three poisonous spiders: Black widow (pretty easy to ID), brown recluse (nasty bites, but they tend to hide, which can be good & bad), & the much misunderstood tarantula (not aggressive, unless starteled they don't usually bite what they can't eat).