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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Tophat665

    Tophat665 Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    NoVA
    1 Monday, 1 Wednesday, 2 Fridays
     
    Tophat665, Nov 21, 2011
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  2. Jove

    Jove Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Michigan
    Had to move three phone extension to different slots, but I keep putting in slot A in slot C when it should be in Slot B. Yeah, it has been a fun morning.
     
    Jove, Nov 21, 2011
    #3102
  3. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    I beg to differ. "Grocery store/Oscar Meyer bologna" is only good when you are hungry, but bologna from a place that makes their own sausage, like http://www.paulinameatmarket.com/, will make you realize why folks started making and eating it in the first place. It doesn't always suck.
     
    the_jazz, Nov 21, 2011
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  4. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Happy for a short week.
     
    snowy, Nov 21, 2011
    #3104
  5. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Oscar Mayer bologna will take the finish off lineoleum flooring if you leave it for more than 30m.
     
    Japchae, Nov 21, 2011
    #3105
  6. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    You can use mass produced bologna to remove carbon deposits on machine gun components.
     
    Plan9, Nov 21, 2011
    #3106
  7. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    And people wonder why I don't eat meat.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Nov 21, 2011
    #3107
  8. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    I thought it was the sad cries of the baby fishies trying to find their
    mommies and daddies, all alone inthe vast oceans that made you stop eating meat.
     
    Japchae, Nov 21, 2011
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  9. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    [insert "tube steak" and/or "tuna taco" joke here]

    [insert "gross" response here]
     
    the_jazz, Nov 21, 2011
    #3109
  10. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    That may be the saddest imagery EVER!

    I cry every time Nemo's mom and little brothers and sisters get eaten by that bigger, meaner fish. I also cry when Bambi's mother died.

    [insert joke about small inferior "tube steak" that wouldn't even satisfy a starving Ethiopian here.]
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Nov 21, 2011
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  11. Tophat665

    Tophat665 Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    NoVA
    Nature: red in tooth and claw. Learn to love it.
    / I was a vegetarian for a month. Not because I love animals, but because I hate plants.
     
    Tophat665, Nov 21, 2011
    #3111
  12. Zweiblumen

    Zweiblumen Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Iceland
    Never expected my family to complain about having to log in to use a computer. "Dad does that mean I have a password now?"
     
    Zweiblumen, Nov 21, 2011
    #3112
  13. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    :)Thanking the_jazz for bringing this out of the depths of my memory. Paulina's is absolutely awesome, and I seldom use that word. I'm staying in Chicago tomorrow night at the Willows Hotel. I can stop at Paulina's for some of their Swedish pate and some potato korv on my way up to the Lebanon Bakery in Andersonville, (that's not the right name, but it's on Foster at about Clark) for spinach pie and humus, and whatever else. Out I-90 toward Rockford and back down to I-88 or I-80. Thanks again!

    Lindy
     
    Lindy, Nov 21, 2011
    #3113
  14. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    If God wanted us to eat animals, He would have made them cooked.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Nov 21, 2011
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  15. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    That is the right name - I live in the neighborhood. It's on Foster between Clark and Ashland. You might want to venture a couple of blocks up Clark to the Swedish Bakery if you're looking for cookies or something equally delicious during the drive to Rockford.
    --- merged: Nov 21, 2011 5:12 PM ---
    What's that say about fish? They're delicious raw.
     
    the_jazz, Nov 21, 2011
    #3115
  16. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    If God wanted us to eat fish, He would have put them on land.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Nov 21, 2011
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  17. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    What's that say about collard greens? They're inedible unless you cook them.
     
    the_jazz, Nov 21, 2011
    #3117
  18. Tophat665

    Tophat665 Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    NoVA
    If god hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of tasty meat.
     
    Tophat665, Nov 21, 2011
    #3118
  19. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    For years, my older brother thought pizza was inedible, so every time we had pizza night, he would make hot dogs for himself. As an adult, he really enjoys pizza. It's incredible how tastes change, and it's especially funny how some kids have an odd sense of taste. I'm sure you understand that as a father of young children. Maybe one day, you'll appreciate raw collard greens. Maybe not.

    So God endorses cannibalism?
     
    Baraka_Guru, Nov 21, 2011
    #3119
  20. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    People
    Eating
    Tasty
    Animals
     
    Speed_Gibson, Nov 21, 2011
    #3120
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