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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. omega

    omega Very Tilted

    Who else has their creation on two different countries' flags?
     
    omega, Dec 24, 2013
    #30581
  2. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    I was watching two best friends play a CoD game and one asks the other,
    Guy 1: "When you shower, do you shower naked or with a pair of Speedos?
    Guy 2: "...uh, yeah, naked?
    Guy 1: "Do you do the Terminator pose in the shower?"
    Guy 2: "The what?"
    Guy 1: "The Terminator pose!"
    "The one where when they're sent back in time and they're crouched down, they're naked because of the limitations of the transporter, and usually it's raining..."
    Guy 2: "Wtf...?"
    Guy 1: "Do you do the Terminator pose in the shower and let the water rain down your supple body...*starts cracking up*
    Guy 2: "Dude, fuck you!!"

    I love the internet.
     
    Fremen, Dec 24, 2013
    #30582
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  3. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
     
    Remixer, Dec 24, 2013
    #30583
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  4. Street Pattern

    Street Pattern Very Tilted

    Location:
    The American Midwest
    Everyone in my family is a Jackie Chan fan.
     
    Street Pattern, Dec 24, 2013
    #30584
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  5. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    It was only Sunday when I realized how close Christmas was. I then realized just how stress-free it is when you don't have kids and you aren't actually a Christian.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Dec 24, 2013
    #30585
  6. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Current weather is -1*F.

    Forecast (shown directly next to current temp on same weather site) calls for a low of 12*F.

    *scratches head*
     
    Borla, Dec 24, 2013
    #30586
  7. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    It's like a weird variation on Airplane.
     
    snowy, Dec 24, 2013
    #30587
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  8. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Still stressful without kids. The Christian part brings more joy and less stress.
     
    snowy, Dec 24, 2013
    #30588
  9. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    I really don't want to eat anything that's called a 'sticky roll.'
     
    mixedmedia, Dec 24, 2013
    #30589
  10. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    My woman is sad because the goddamn goats gave birth in a fucking snow drift and now half the kids are dead.

    She's trying to do CPR on goats. Dunno if there is a YouTube for that. Helluva holiday.
     
    Plan9, Dec 24, 2013
    #30590
  11. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    Because Christmas miracles are beyond our vendors...

    [​IMG]
     
    MeltedMetalGlob, Dec 24, 2013
    #30591
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  12. martian

    martian Server Monkey Staff Member

    Location:
    Mars
    Toronto ice storm 2013: Photos show city looking like crime scene with taped-off downed branches | National Post

    This is Toronto right now.
    --- merged: Dec 24, 2013 at 12:00 PM ---
    So it turns out Google has a Santa tracker.

    Google Santa Tracker

    If I'm reading this correctly, Santa is currently travelling at about mach 10, and carpet-bombing the middle east with around 500 presents per second.

    Merry Christmas!
    --- merged: Dec 24, 2013 at 12:05 PM ---
    The NORAD tracker doesn't give a speed, but places his gift dropping rate at about 100 000 per second.

    Official NORAD Santa Tracker
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 31, 2013
    martian, Dec 24, 2013
    #30592
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  13. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I wrote 1,600 words of extremely questionable content this morning. Were I to post this somewhere, there would be a lot of archive warnings. I normally don't write stuff that's so plot-what-plot.
     
    snowy, Dec 24, 2013
    #30593
  14. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    Oh my god! I am so into Battlestar Galactica.
     
    mixedmedia, Dec 24, 2013
    #30594
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  15. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

    Location:
    Coming soon to a galaxy near you

    Dare I ask what it's about?
     
    hamsterball, Dec 24, 2013
    #30595
  16. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member


    Let's just say it's highly questionable. More questionable than what I usually write.
     
    snowy, Dec 24, 2013
    #30596
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  17. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    It's the best, right?
     
    Baraka_Guru, Dec 24, 2013
    #30597
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  18. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

    Location:
    Coming soon to a galaxy near you

    I'm sure you're probably being overly critical, however it's your work and you're the ultimate judge.
     
    hamsterball, Dec 24, 2013
    #30598
  19. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member


    I don't mean in quality; I mean in terms of content. I might post a sample later.
     
    snowy, Dec 24, 2013
    #30599
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  20. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    I think she means it's all about dirty, dirty sex. :p
     
    mixedmedia, Dec 24, 2013
    #30600
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