Pointless Announcements

...I'm going to need more ammunition.

 

How you doin'?

 

getting new tires on today...........can't really afford them at $1200.00

but can't afford to end up in a ditch this winter either

 

And who was the one that said "we need to check onlineindianburialground.com before we set this place up"? But noooooo, you just had to go and doom us all. It's getting bad enough that I think that Glory's Sun and Lordeden may have called off their wedding.
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Would it help if I tell you that my favorite euphamism for male masturbation is "capturing the clown"? It helps if you think of the penis as wearing clown-face makup, a pointy clown hat and clown shoes over the testicles.

 

lovely jazz..........thanks for that visual

bastard

 

I'm suffering from computing overload, 5 computers in front of me. How nice the world would be if they just worked they way I want them to

 

The knish people gave me a free knish for @uncharted's birthday. The cats gave him a bunch of presents in the Catbox and didn't unwrap his present past a chewed corner... And the key lime pie's gonna be on fire later

 

French toast for breakfast.

 

Our love is eternal, nothing will tear us apart. Well, except when Glory's Sun 's herpes flares up again. Then I have to stay away from him till all the bumps go away.

*****

I've been in to many airports this week. Most of them were in Ohio, which makes it even worse.

 

Do they have to clear the livestock from the runway before the planes take off?

 

Some people call me the space cowboy.

Yeaaaah.

Some call me the gangster of love.

Some people call me Plaaaynn Neeeeeinnnn.

 

Crap, furnace is out. Repairman just left, needs to order a part. Will be here on Tuesday. Ugh.

Relatively new furnace, maybe 6 years old. Just glad it isn't any colder than it is, certainly is cold enough though.

 

Just made my first pie crusts from scratch. Starting with graham cracker crusts is the way to go, hee hee.
It's the perfect weather for a bonfire, beer brats on the grill, and UFC, baby.

 

I had a dream that Elton John, Lady Gaga and I put on a show during halftime of an NBA playoff game. It's just silly because we all know there isn't going to be an NBA this year.

If you are wondering, yes, I was fantastic.

 

Someone could start a BASEketball league to fill the gap. Stupid people fighting over umpteen millions and billions of dollars means no sports for me to watch this year, and I was hoping that Greg Oden would be able to play an entire season or close to it at least.

 

In charge of the mashed potatoes this year, what, how did that happen? Reminds me of a typical prison movie scene where the guys have to peel hundreds of potatoes.

 

Boil a few potatoes, mash them enough to leave a few lumps, then mix up a bunch of box mashed potatoes with the boiled ones.
They shouldn't be able to tell the difference, and it saves you a lot of time and trouble.