Pointless Announcements

I will not miss high school football.

Enough already! It's just high school football, it's not the fucking superbowl!

 

Just went out of my way to purchase some high-fucking-quality fruits, teas and this:



The things we do for very important houseguests (VIH?).

 

Our Christmas guests have arrived. We are heading out for Chili Crab tonight.

 

You're classy, Remixer. For serious.

 

I was up all night last night, and slept until 1pm. I had a strange dream.

I dreamed that people started living essentially forever. But a strange thing would happen when people got to be about 130 or 140 years old.

Starting at the anus, spreading to the perineum and lower buttocks, their skin would become completely transparent. Eventually it would cover an area about one foot (30 cm) in diameter -- the area that would cover a barstool.

And through this transparent skin, constellations and galaxies would become visible. Essentially you could look at the entire universe at any scale, from light-millenia (multiple of light-years) to subatomic.

Husbands and wives would take turns gazing into each others' bottoms.

It didn't occur to me during the dream to wonder how this worked with waste excretion.

 

Cannot be measured!

I have to work tomorrow, then not until Saturday. I could talk my way out of that as well, if I didn't have to deal with a bunch of month end stuff.

 

It's Monday... and I don't have to work for the next two weeks.

If only I could have slept in instead of helping my boy get his flights re-routed.

 

I just had the same revelation, @Borla. Another Sunday night, another weekend blown by....but wait...I'm off for the next two weeks.....bliss ensued!

 

My office won't be open until Boxing Day.

 

This is the greatest thing to happen to SNL in awhile. I'm dying.

 

Pfft, people that don't knock FTL. Put your hands up for us if you've been disturbed mid-coitus.

 

I fucking love those cookies.

 

My boss' kid is hanging out this morning. She's 2. So far, I've had the inside of my nose brushed, my hair brushed all the way forward (I'm looking "cahute", she says), done six marching laps of the office, drawn three monkies, watched Elko and Jake and Mickey, and redid her pony three times. I'm never going to forgive the coworker that gave her half a donut this morning and then left. Kid's eyes were as glazed over as the donut. I asked her if it was good and she shook her head no, grabbed her bowl and pulled it close while hiding her fork from me. The pwessssciousssss...

 

Ever since I bought a set of weights with barbell & dumbbells for my place, my SO has been subject to hearing me shout like a Spartan whenever I lift 2kg weights.

Good times.