Pointless Announcements

Hey I appreciate the offer. Just have been through the whole "we really want you to be happy" soooo many times now. I have no idea why I can't place an order and get it on time when everyone I know does it regularly. When I ordered this dress I also ordered a couple Jean Paul Gaultier items, small stocking stuffer things. They showed up a day early... in a snow storm. If they'd been delayed a couple months it would have made no difference to me what so ever. The dress was intended to be a Christmas gift and before I ordered I went into their chat system to ensure it would be at my moms before the 8th. I ordered it on the Tuesday before Thanksgiving and was told I'd have it no later then the 3rd. It arrived on the 11th.

Me, Amazon... bad match. Really bad match.

 

The farmhouse ale in my keg is getting low.

That is all.

 

My SO has been making me listen to KPOP way too much lately.

Goddamn them Koreans and their insane dance choreography.

 

Rest in peace, Ray Price.

 

Watching this Blackfish movie about orcas at sea world. Feeling pissed.

 

My personal interest in the MLB ranks it up there with watching paint dry but I found this amusing still.
Yankees hit with $28M luxury tax

If there was a ESPN Ocho with dodgeball teams that had suggestive names then I would watch that in a heartbeat.

 

Seen in a YT commentary on some random gaming vid...

"I wish I could lick your toothbrush while you're gone."

 

Pedicure!

 

I desperately need one of these.

Maybe I'll treat myself.

 

I highly recommend it for a Wednesday.

 

Do you recommend it for a Saturday? That may be the only time I get a chance to have one.

 

Saturday is also an excellent day for a pedicure.

 

I can't get pedicures.

 

Because of the MRSA thing?

 

MRSA in one, a funk from the second pedicure of my life in another. The toenails are just screwed. So I paints thems meself.

 

Some of my greatest periodic thrills are my groupon pedicures.
Of course, you have that incredible food thing going. So it all evens out.

 

No offense but your toes are tiny and weird and totally look like they could be balled up into some type of Bruce Lee fist useful for a spinning quadruple punch maneuver.

 

Never have seen that film, sounds like a decent cast just skimming through that link.