Pointless Announcements

Eh, it's a'ight.

Pfft, which one of us was in the navy?

 

I think I saw that last night on Animal Planet, but thanks anyway.

 

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Maybe that ought to go onto the fucked up christmas shit thread.

 

I nearly laughed my ass off at this week's Almost Human when the naked droid walked out with a smooth spot. "Like a life-sized Ken doll!"

 

My first TeeVee spot.

 

Found a collection of music from the Original animated Spider-Man. I have been looking for this music (on and off... mostly off) for a while now.

It's as cool as I remember it being.
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For example:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia1RHP6tQ8k

 

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I gotta give you that one. A large number of my fellow sailors were, let's say, really fashionable. After a month or so on board my ship I had little doubt why The Village people didn't write 'In the Army."

 

This is more funny now that I've actually been on a naval vessel and can attest to all the ass-staring that is required going up those ladders and such.

The combination of their particular service vocabulary and the close proximity of coworkers makes it seem like a "We're experimenting" reality show.

 

I'm done studying.
Going out on the town with Prince Albert tonight.
Communists have checked into the Plaza, but that's ok.
I'm going to have fun anyway.

 

Who said commies aren't fun?

 

Communists have raided my liquor cabinet.
I like coming up with new ones.

 

Standing outside the exam room listening to the other students talk and every other conversation seems to be about alcohol. I think we're all functional drunks.

 

Nah, you're college students with exceptional coping skills.

 

Dudes who serve on Sub's are reportedly the most "fabulous" of all. Rumor has it that when they set out on a six month mission a 100 guys submerge and six months later 50 couple surface. Probably just accidents from all that "hot bunking."

I talked to a young kid on my ship over breakfast one morning. 18 year old right off an Iowa farm. He told me he and another guy figured out how to deal with the lack of women. Go on. According to him they decided to swap BJ's the night before, worked great. I launched coffee across the mess decks. According to him it wasn't "gay at all." I don't know sucking another dudes dick sounds gay to me.

 

You're creeping me out, dawg.

 

Annoying coworker is sick and at work today. Even though her sneezes sound sooooooooooo fake, I'm annoyed that she's here. I'm always annoyed that she's here, but I am especially annoyed that she came to work sick.

She's breathing through her mouth. I hate that so much.

What's even worse is that our supervisor told her to stay to do some conference call/webinar thing. If she really is sick and gets ME sick....I'll be pissed.

She better leave after the webinar.

 

That pasty white farm kids face is brunt into my memory. Well his face and his "not gay at all" statement. You see that "We're the Millers" flick? I caught it on a recent flight. This kid reminded me of him.. a lot-

 

Somebody make Tully stop.

 

@damnitall and I are shopping for matching footie PJs.

We're so gross.