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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    I'm having dinner with @grumpyolddude tonight. I'm kind of excited. :)
     
    mixedmedia, Nov 30, 2013
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  2. grumpyolddude

    grumpyolddude Very Tilted

    Location:
    Metro Detroit, Michigan, USA
    Simmer down, now. The greater the anticipation, the harsher the disappointment ;)

    My daughter, on the other hand, is delightful and well worth getting to know!:)
     
    grumpyolddude, Nov 30, 2013
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  3. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    You should be. He's super cool.

    Although I think he should be more excited about getting to meet you, @mixedmedia. I would be.
     
    snowy, Nov 30, 2013
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  4. grumpyolddude

    grumpyolddude Very Tilted

    Location:
    Metro Detroit, Michigan, USA
    Oh, I am. Believe that!
     
    grumpyolddude, Nov 30, 2013
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  5. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    Daw. Now the pressure is on. :p
     
    mixedmedia, Nov 30, 2013
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  6. grumpyolddude

    grumpyolddude Very Tilted

    Location:
    Metro Detroit, Michigan, USA
    Nah. The pressure is all mine.:D
     
    grumpyolddude, Nov 30, 2013
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  7. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    Pah.
     
    mixedmedia, Nov 30, 2013
    #29947
  8. paddyjoe

    paddyjoe curious

    Location:
    ROC boy gone south
    I know that's on my bucket list....:D
     
    paddyjoe, Nov 30, 2013
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  9. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    It's good to know that I haven't alienated everyone's affections around this place. :)
     
    mixedmedia, Nov 30, 2013
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  10. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    The technician was just a women trying to do her job, which in this case was providing my doctor with imaging of my heart activity. A lower heart rate is a lower rate of "data output." If the average heart rate is, say, around 100, then it would take the machine twice as long to record the imaging required for my heart.

    Added to that is the fact that my glorious pecs interfered with the images.

    I suppose she's used to doing echocardiograms on sixty-something couch potatoes.
     
    Last edited: Nov 30, 2013
    Baraka_Guru, Nov 30, 2013
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  11. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member


    :eek:

    *faints*
     
    snowy, Nov 30, 2013
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  12. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    So I walk out into the living room to get the dog ready for his walk and the boohead is sitting there playing minecraft (where she has been since waking up at 2pm) wearing her pajama pants, her 'vagina is not a bad word' t-shirt and with an open bag of funjuns sitting on the floor in front of her. Sitting atop her head is this cacophonous bird's nest of hair.

    I say, "You look like the poster child for a bad teen lifestyle."
    She gives me the sassy hand and says, without missing a beat (or looking away from her game): "I don't need yo hate."

    That kid kills me. I love her so much.
     
    mixedmedia, Nov 30, 2013
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  13. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    This is what I was getting at. I'm putting it up there with Remixer doing 500 textbook pushups and the LordEden's story about punching out a camel.

    ...I think it was LordEden, anyway.​
     
    Plan9, Nov 30, 2013
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  14. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Today, I destroyed a $100,000 piece of medical equipment with my pectorals.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Nov 30, 2013
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  15. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Very Tilted

    Location:
    Yucatan, Mexico
    Yet...
     
    Tully Mars, Nov 30, 2013
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  16. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    At least i'm not under any illusions.
     
    mixedmedia, Nov 30, 2013
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  17. paddyjoe

    paddyjoe curious

    Location:
    ROC boy gone south
    or delusions....
     
    paddyjoe, Nov 30, 2013
    #29957
  18. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Very Tilted

    Location:
    Yucatan, Mexico
    Illusions, delusions... where is my DSM 5?
     
    Tully Mars, Nov 30, 2013
    #29958
  19. Stan

    Stan Resident Dumbass

    Location:
    Colorado
    2013 Warning ticket #4, for anyone that is keeping score. A new personal best. :rolleyes:

    Yes, I perpetually drive 5 over (or 9 in this case).
     
    Stan, Nov 30, 2013
    #29959
  20. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    Technically you are correct.
     
    mixedmedia, Nov 30, 2013
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