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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. paddyjoe

    paddyjoe curious

    Location:
    ROC boy gone south
    paddyjoe, Nov 23, 2013
    #29761
  2. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what? Donor

    Location:
    Central MD
    As in "Snap, Crackle...?" Sure.
     
    DamnitAll, Nov 23, 2013
    #29762
  3. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Pop
     
    ralphie250, Nov 23, 2013
    #29763
  4. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    1. Pop.

    2. I am curled up on a couch with my best friend eating cinnamon rolls and watching a special about sea lions. Life is good.
     
    GeneticShift, Nov 23, 2013
    #29764
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  5. THEPRISEINFERNO

    ThePriseInferno Slightly Tilted

    So last night happened. That was a thing. I really need to start avoiding alcohol. I start getting all 'woe is me' and shit. I don't like it.

    Also, both of my next-door neighbors are gone for Thanksgiving break.
    Pump up the jams?
    Pump up the jams.
     
    ThePriseInferno, Nov 23, 2013
    #29765
  6. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    This is a real conversation we just had.

    Her "Did you hear that story about the whale shark that was choking on the moose that people saved?"
    Me "I don't think it was a whale shark was it? They eat kelp and stuff."
    Her "Oh, you are right, it was a Greenland shark. I wonder if the moose was in the water and the shark got it, or how that happened?"
    Me "You wonder if it was in the water? Nah...it was probably walking through the woods minding it's own business and the shark was hiding behind a tree, grabbed it, and dragged it back to the ocean...."
     
    Borla, Nov 23, 2013
    #29766
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  7. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    Boohead is getting impatient with her friends and their indecisiveness regarding the showtime for the movie they are going to see. I asked her two hours ago what time they were going so I could purchase her ticket online and she's about ready to pull her hair out. I can hear her in there typing away like crazy and sighing with frustration. I know what she's thinking- 'stop fucking around and make a decision so my mom can just buy the goddamn ticket, jesus christ.' She's my child.
     
    mixedmedia, Nov 23, 2013
    #29767
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  8. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member



    I hate that stuff too.

    Or people who say "I'll be there at 5." and then text you at 5:20 that they are running an hour behind...
     
    Borla, Nov 23, 2013
    #29768
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  9. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    She and another friend have decided that they're going to just go on their own.
     
    mixedmedia, Nov 23, 2013
    #29769
  10. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Sometimes that's just best.
     
    ralphie250, Nov 23, 2013
    #29770
  11. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    I'm going out! At 11pm. Dance! Woohoo!
     
    mixedmedia, Nov 23, 2013
    #29771
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  12. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    And I'm going to bed.
     
    ralphie250, Nov 23, 2013
    #29772
  13. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I am so very glad that we chose not to drive tonight. I stayed sober since I have some kind of ick, and our uncle has ample parking at the tailgate spot for family members, so it was a possibility. We decided we would just walk and not deal with the car. It was a good choice. Even leaving the game early, there were so many drunken idiots out, including obviously impaired drivers. One guy blew through a stop sign AND took a right turn from what is a bus stop, not a right turn lane, while the guy in the actual lane of traffic had his signal on for a right turn.
     
    snowy, Nov 24, 2013
    #29773
  14. THEPRISEINFERNO

    ThePriseInferno Slightly Tilted

    Ten hour drive tomorrow through a blizzard. Woooooooo. At least I'll be stopping to see a friend along the way.

    Gotta get laundry done, first.

    I've also come to the realization that, given my current avatar, I can't take anything that I say on this forum seriously.
     
    ThePriseInferno, Nov 24, 2013
    #29774
  15. omega

    omega Very Tilted

    Lollipop. Popsicle. Can't do it. And wont do it. Soda. Coke.
     
    omega, Nov 24, 2013
    #29775
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  16. Fangirl

    Fangirl Very Tilted

    Location:
    Arizona
    Soft drink.
    Kidding.
    Pop.
     
    Fangirl, Nov 24, 2013
    #29776
  17. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    I had so much fucking fun tonight. I love the DJ. And I love that there's so much enthusiasm for dancing at this place. Dude put the hard moves on me and I didn't even care. I even danced with him. Fuck it. But I don't go home with people from bars. Just not my schtick.

    Somehow there is a bag of jalepeno cheetos in my lap. Holy fuck these things are really good at 0324.
     
    mixedmedia, Nov 24, 2013
    #29777
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  18. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    ARGLEBARGLE!
     
    Plan9, Nov 24, 2013
    #29778
  19. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck......
     
    ralphie250, Nov 24, 2013
    #29779
  20. Fangirl

    Fangirl Very Tilted

    Location:
    Arizona
    My dad will be here all next week. Cue the anxiety 3...2...1
     
    Fangirl, Nov 24, 2013
    #29780
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