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I need a new car. Tonight I saw a car that for first time in years did something to me. I am smitten. It was a white Audi 7. The nearest Audi dealer has one in stock. For $71k. fuck. fuck fuck fuck. fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

I probably should have posted this in the bitching and complaining thread.

 

This was code for, SERIOUSLY PEOPLE, WHERE ARE YOU?

 

Seriously. Chat is awwwwwwwesome. Like, for reals.

 

I have joined a forum entitled The Society of Bearded Gentlemen.

True story.
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They have kind of a neato personal profile page set-up.

 

Hilarious stuff

 

Good for you!

/See if you can bring back any secrets to growing a luxurious beard. A spy, if you will.
Don't forget your dark glasses and a scarf.

 

You're right, of course.
But, I have seen some 'shopped pics of famous ladies with mustaches or beards, and I gotta tell ya, it's definitely intriguing.

 

I will let you know what I find out. There is a lot of information to sift through. It's a pretty big forum.

 

It's a good thing I'm not a taxi driver in real life, or I'd quite possibly be in jail for manslaughter.

In GTA V, I just ran over and killed a potential fare, then while driving on a mountain road with another fare, I ran off the edge and blew the cab and us up.
Luckily, I own the cab company.

 

Molly is drooling. OK, she always drools; but this time it means "Hey big boy!".

 

Time to start prepping my head for mental health clinical tonight. No MSE due this week so we get to just 'hang out' with the patients. Happy to go back to an adult wing this time. Those children with their funky frontal lobe wiring are too fucking scary for me.

 

Advice of the day: If he offers you hand lotion don't take it. He's been putting ejaculate in the hand lotion and offering it women on the unit.

Got it, no hand lotion. Yikes.

 

Folks from work went next door to the National Theater for a screening of What Ever Happened to Baby Jane.I opted for channel surfing between Monday Night Football and World Series.

 

sad I missed this

HEY! NERDY COMPUTERY PEOPLE! Lordeden MSD (others I'm not tagging because I don't know you're nerdy I'm sorry please forgive me)

Overly Suave IT guy!

This one KILLED ME.

 

My petty asshole revenge to my professor:

He likes to be the first one in the lab and the last one to leave.

Lately I've been stacking my experiments that I'm in the lab later than him so I'm the last out.

I can tell we're in a silent power struggle. It's kind of awesome and hilarious, and weirdly, I think it's earning me respect.