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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. There was a game? I thought I was just using you for your big cock and large collection of Japanese sex toys.
     
  2. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    You were the game, dear. And thanks for the compliment.
     
  3. Every once in a while, A man needs to be complimented for his weird fetishes. I still get wet when I see waffles.
     
  4. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher


    [​IMG]

    Sploosh?
     
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  5. Oh you know it.
     
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  6. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    Speaking of Japanese butt plugs (not really), heat and massage oil-covered skin don't go together so well, unless I want to look like I've entered a bodybuilding competition.

    KaPOW.
     
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  7. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher


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    Sploosh?
     
  8. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    What is this bizarro universe where ZombieSquirrel is nice to the_jazz and likes cute things?

    I don't know if I can handle another 5 months of this.
     
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  9. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    No worries, Borla. I got you covered.

    [​IMG]

    Sploosh?
     
  10. I'll be an evil bitch come the third trimester. You'll only have to put up with sweet ZS for about 10 more weeks...maybe less.
     
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  11. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member




    I told you not to touch her, that it wouldn't end well...
     
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  12. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    That wasn't her - the tentacles on the butt plug were the cause.
     
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  13. So much gross
     
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  14. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I'm going to type a reply that says "gross" as soon as I clean all this puke up off my keyboard.
     
  15. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Sploosh?
     
  16. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    This place is getting weird...

    This kind of weird:
     
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  17. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    *Makes note to not book a flight out of here, or at least bring along a hi-def camera to record the gremlin on the wing*
     
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  18. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    One of our local 'hardcore democrat' representatives is here tonight for a meet & greet and, really, all this business suit enthusiasm is having a deleterious effect on the enjoyment of my beer.

    Plus, a really obnoxious dude w. a buzz cut is sitting next to me and is displaying for my attention.

    I'm just waiting here 'til I can go have sex. The words are bubbling against my teeth.

    Now he's telling me that this guy, Alan Grayson, is 'too passionate' and it's 'not professional.' Fuck you, dude. That's just what our political system needs: less passion, more professionalism.

    People.
     
  19. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I might need a nap. Or a beer. Can't decide. mixedmedia 's made me thirsty.
     
  20. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    I know of only a few pleasures more gratifying than a really delicious brewed beverage.
     
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