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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member



    Funny story. My wife made me an appointment about a month ago, I hadn't been in over a year and it really helps my back and neck. So the therapist who is available at the time is named "Sapphire". I thought she (my wife) was joking at first. Then when I showed up for the massage she was this very cute exotic looking young woman, probably in her early-mid 20s. I'm not sure, but she appears to be a mix of Hispanic and Asian I think, and she is very pretty. But man can she do deep tissue! She was practically up on the table digging her whole elbow and forearm into my back. She did an awesome job. So I decided to go back tonight and make another appointment with Sapphire.
     
  2. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    I started up after my friend coaxed me into it.
    I'm on level 154, and have been stuck for about a week. It wouldn't be so bad if I had more than 5 lives.
    I've taken to watching YouTube videos of the level that gives me trouble. I don't think it really helps, as it seems mostly luck on the hard puzzles.

    I'll quit eventually.

    /waits for a new life
     
  3. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Me love Borla long time.

    I actually need a massage. I irritated the hell out of my sciatic nerve (on the right side, for those keeping score at home) about 2 weeks ago, and it's very, very slowly getting better. Loosening up the muscles around it can't make it worse and might make it better.

    It doesn't help that my plantar's fasciatis is trying to make a come-back, either. Same leg/foot, but I at least have a good idea of how to control that - stretching, stretching, and more stretching. Oh, and a little ibuprofen.

    But I jumped on the scale this morning, and I'm down 18 lbs since I started running for real again. So I've got that going for me.

    /Carl Spackler
     
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  4. amonkie

    amonkie Very Tilted

    Location:
    Windy City

    Best massage I've ever had (and I've had my fair share working in the massage therapy industry) was from Courtney at The Rub:

    About Us

    I paid $125 for a 90 minute massage and it was Worth.Every.Penny. I have been trying to figure out my schedule so I can get back there again.

    I was going to PM this but heck.. maybe anyone else coming into Chicago wants the massage of their life :D
     
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  5. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Debating whether or not to take Labor Day off.
     
  6. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    S brought home a card for a $35 hour massage at some wellness clinic. When I can lay face down without my nose-faucet leaking, I'm going to go.

    Know what's really fucking cool? There's a designer on the current season of Project Runway with a cochlear implant.
    Dude was doing his individual interview on episode 2 and said something to the effect of it was too much drama so he just detached it and didn't have to listen to all the bullshit.
    I nearly fell out laughing.
     
  7. amonkie

    amonkie Very Tilted

    Location:
    Windy City
    I am guilty of doing that too. Gives all new meaning to Silence is golden!
     
  8. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    My scabs are healing and peeling (yay!) and now they itch.

    Oh, and I have a massage appointment this afternoon. Yippee!
     
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  9. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

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  10. amonkie

    amonkie Very Tilted

    Location:
    Windy City
    Our CFO has started contemplating where in Downtown Chicago they want to have the staff Christmas Lunch.

    This guy is a serious foodie.
     
  11. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    I need a massage. My wife got a certificate for a free massage this summer and hasn't used it yet. Wonder if she'll notice if it goes missing...
     
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  12. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    She won't if you print a duplicate one that says "Free Message" and put it in its place. Then wait for the hilarity to ensue. ;)
     
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  13. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Hilarity meaning the sound the skillet makes when striking my noggin
     
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  14. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Sometimes the German in me can't help but love the Japanese colleagues I work with.
     
  15. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Yabba-dabba-doo!
     
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  16. Hmmm....there's a little bit of German in me. There was some Japanese in me this morning too. BOO-YA
     
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  17. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Gross
     
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  18. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher



    Wait, what'd I leave behind?
     
  19. That fancy Japanese butt-plug that you just RAVED about. The tentacles are a bit scary though.
     
  20. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    So I read this as a confession that I sexed you up with a Japanese butt-plug that I then abandoned upon leaving.

    Borla, I win. Game over.
     
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