Pointless Announcements

Did anyone not know what I meant?

I beg to differ. Particularly in the context of that post in which I used exactly the words I wanted to use. If someone needs clarification, they can ask.

 

I got it. Just didn't respond until now (silly life and not being on the internet 24/7 like I used to).
Everyone needs a break from that much energy.

I don't know how, but kids and pets seem to get all of their energy from zapping it from those around them. It's a superpower I wish that I still had.

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Yesterday I went on a boat with pizza, beer, BURBON, scotch, and cigars. Went fishing for the first time in forever. The boat wound up biting me in the temple. Neat scab.
Today I went up north to Eagle River to grab some jam and baked goods from some monks. Went to a beach that I hadn't been to since last year. Got some Ice Cream from a local place. Took a good, long nap.

Can every 24 hours be like the last 24 hours? Please?

 

It would probably be even better if you had BOURBON, just saying.

Can I clock out yet? It's time to get drunk.

 

My fucking elbows hurt.

 

Try changing positions.

HEYOOOOOOOOOO

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Hope you get to feeling better soon. Hamburger Elbow sounds much less than pleasant

 

I don't know about anyone else, but the thought of sex with Alan Alda grosses me out,

 

Maybe if she had Giant Hamburger Elbow...

And, if I was a girl, I would've had sex with Alan Alda back in the day. I really dig his humor in M.A.S.H.

 

Think you mistyped up there. I fixed it for you.

 

Alan Alda always looked dirty, like he needed to wash his hair.

 

Yeah. And not in the good way.

 

It's kind of hilarious, actually; I have a friend on Facebook who basically does nothing but post feminist stuff. Which is fine, except that a majority of where she gets her sources from are so blatantly biased that even other people that consider themselves 'feminist' on my friends list are calling her 'crazy' and 'obsessed.'

I'm all for the advancement of women's rights and I'll support this cause until the cows come home, but a) practice what you preach, and b) know that if you preach in my direction for too long that I'm just going to stop listening. There's only so long that I can hear a broken record play before I hurl a rock in its general direction.

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Time for beer and Doctor Who. Perfect end to a great day.

 

Strangest porn sub-genre I've ever seen... Girls with Typewriters.

 

Thankfully I keep my Facebook friendlist at a minimum.

On another note, a couple weeks ago I meant to start a thread about perceptions in the Gender Equality political realm. I should do that soon.

 

Sounds kind of hot.

 

And I'm off to find you on FB.

 

A college professor was discussing language. He said, "You have to be careful with foreign languages. For example, in English, a double negative is a positive. But in the Russian language, a dobule negative is still a negative, However, there is no language where a dobule positive is a negative."

From the back of the room, someone piped up, "yeah, right."

 

Goddamnit. This fucking white cheddar fucking popcorn. It's like crack. Fuck.

 

Neither of my parents bothered to inform me that I had a sesame seed stuck to my cheek throughout breakfast and as I was saying goodbye to them this morning. Gee, thanks guys!