Pointless Announcements

Going back to the place where I come from.

 

It's okay... you'll get over it.

 

...or on it.

 

How to speed in south Georgia w.out getting pulled over by the cops:

1. Use the passing lane for the reason God intended. Passing.
2. Maintain a respectable 12 mi/hr above the speed limit. Don't be greedy.
3. And, ha, of course, don't be black.

The end.

 

second vat of coffee.

 

Third pint of beer.

 

Fourth ibuprofen.

 

Fifth day of the work week. It is Friday. Glorious Friday. Finally.

 

I haven't slept in 12 hrs. and I'm listening to Journey's Greatest Hits.
I think I'm numb from the neck up...

edit:
"Hoping you see what your love means to me...open arms..."

/i'm s0 sorry

 

Its that way anywhere here in ga

 

Sixth day of waking up at 3am. This time thanks to night sweats from the fever I'm running transiently.

 

I also find getting behind someone speeding and keeping a decent distance helps. They're sort of the "scout," if you will. The last...okay, not the last time I went to Ohio, but the time before THAT, I got behind a "Cheer Mom" who was doing 90. Followed her all the way through TN.
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Me: "I'm all crampy. Can we have sex?"
Eden: "I'm sorry. If it doesn't get better, we'll lock the doors."
Me: "It's not getting better."
Eden: "You know as soon as we lock the doors, everyone in town will show up."
Me: "Well, if you want to get busy...in more ways than one."

 

My community orchestra—the one I took this past year off from because their music selection for the season totally sucked—will be performing the only Brahms symphony I haven't played yet in March.

I guess that answers my question as to whether I'm going back.

Oh, Brahms. *swoon*

(now it's totally time for a Brahms binge)

 

My dad made me bacon.

Dads always make the best bacon.

 

Sitting in the varsity in downtown atlanta (jesus) with my boohead. Happy to bring her here for the first time to enjoy an artery clogging lunch of hamburgers and the most incredible onion rings on the planet.

 

How do people in customer service jobs get away with do as little as possible? Or even flat out lying to people to avoid any real work? Fuck you Microsoft.