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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    Don't hold it against her. She was just a bit addled after giving so many blow jobs.
     
    Charlatan, Jul 18, 2013
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  2. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    I didn't run this morning, because a) I wanted to sleep in a little bit, and b) I probably needed a rest day. My legs are itching to go, though. Debating going after work now.
     
    CinnamonGirl, Jul 18, 2013
    #26762
  3. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I'm awake. That's about all that I can say so far about today.
     
    snowy, Jul 18, 2013
    #26763
  4. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    I can just see you in bed with Lordeden, keeping him awake, while your legs are running full tilt like a sleeping dog.

    I laughed and laughed, then I had a Cherry Lifesaver.
     
    Fremen, Jul 18, 2013
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  5. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member



    I lol'd at the thought of CinnamonGirl kicking and barking in her sleep. :p
     
    Borla, Jul 18, 2013
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  6. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    Ha! Nice. I do flail around a lot when I sleep. I don't think I bark, though.
     
    CinnamonGirl, Jul 18, 2013
    #26766
  7. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Borla, Jul 18, 2013
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  8. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Location:
    Central North Carolina
    Yeah Dude, ease up on the banging and use gentle strokes. You can really scramble the brains like that...
     
    Cayvmann, Jul 18, 2013
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  9. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    But don't forget to tip.

    I still remember the first time my husband and I stayed at a nice hotel together. I was rummaging through my purse, looking for a couple dollars, and he asked what I was doing, genuinely puzzled. When I explained, he said he'd never known to tip the maid/staff. Whaaat? I guess his parents aren't tippers or never taught him how to tip.
     
    snowy, Jul 18, 2013
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  10. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Great. So now I have this vision of Lordeden as the redneck version of Cosmo Kramer stuck in my head.

    "She's got the Jimmy Leg, ya'll!"
     
    the_jazz, Jul 18, 2013
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  11. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    This morning I: worked out, took hubs to work, cleaned the garage, and washed the car. I'm feeling quite the sense of accomplishment.

    It definitely helps that my husband did all of the things I asked him to on the little list I made him. Maybe the list is the way to go.
     
    snowy, Jul 18, 2013
    #26771
  12. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    Lordeden : Can you do me a favor?
    Me: Sure, whatcha need?
    Eden: Drink.
    Me: During business hours? Well...okay, then.


    I mean, I don't think it's professional, but hey, if the boss tells me to, I'm not gonna argue.
     
    CinnamonGirl, Jul 18, 2013
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  13. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Lordeden , that sounds like a blank check if I've ever seen one. ;)
     
    Borla, Jul 18, 2013
    #26773
  14. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Meanwhile, this happened:

    cynthetiq, time to close up shop. I think we've gotten to the end of TFP. Plan9 has evolved to the point where he can spout actual wisdom.

    Also, this.
     
    the_jazz, Jul 18, 2013
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  15. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Don't give him too much credit. Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. :p
     
    Borla, Jul 18, 2013
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  16. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    When she finds the other one, tell her it's time to work the shaft.

    Wait, wrong squirrel.
     
    the_jazz, Jul 18, 2013
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  17. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Ah, wisdom. Is that what they call it when a grown man tells another grown man not to stick a fork in an electrical outlet?
     
    Plan9, Jul 18, 2013
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  18. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    :mad:
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Jul 18, 2013
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  19. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Hey, Borla, I need a ruling:

    Which is greater, :mad: or "gross"? Or are they equal?
     
    the_jazz, Jul 18, 2013
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  20. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    For the LAST time the_jazz I'm NOT going to suck your dick while Borla watches. He can learn how to do it on his own.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Jul 18, 2013
    #26780
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