Pointless Announcements

Yes, Happy Birthday Geneticshift, enjoy it most grandly... or perhaps notoriously. Whatever suits you better.

 

Can't I be notoriously grand? Or grandly notorious?

 

Just how am I suppose to have knowledge of your capabilities?

 

To quote myself,

"CHAT. MOFOS. GET ON IT."

 

GeneticShift happy birthday, babe.

 

This will be me. (sorry work that needs to be done)

Thanks, good looking.

 

I think Chuck was referring to a gay sex joke.

 

Ding!

(stupid joke, I know, but that reply made it even funnier)

 

A great time in chat was had by all.

 

Earlier...

"OH GOD, EDEN TOOK HIS PANTS OFF."

"LAWD JEEBUS, MAKE IT STOP."​

"MY CAM WON'T TURN OFF."​

*Martian cackles*

*skin slapping on skin noises, Eden cackles*​

*Martian cackles again*​

Later...

 

Muffin the cat sitting on my lap this morning. Something freaked her out and she managed to scratch both of my thighs and two fingers on my right hand. Deep. Damn.

 

Oh, in that case that was the Navy I served in. Navy Subs have a crew of about 120 and they go under for months at a time. I'm told that it's common for 120 men to submerge and at least 40-50 couples surface a few months later.

That's an old joke but seriously the number of basically openly gay guys on my ship kind of shocked me. I think the Village People wrote "In The Navy" for a reason. I mean a group of gay guys in a band could have wrote "In the Army" or any other service, right? But somehow they knew the Navy suited them better. Go figure.

 

As you prob. know, we had a Navy base here for many years which was conveniently situated to the theater where they played Rocky Horror every weekend. Along with my friends and myself, many of the regulars were fanciful gentlemen from the base. After the show, we would all pile in cars and drive to an after hours gay bar up the street where we would find even more of them. Something about the Navy, I suppose, is more fabulous than other divisions of the military.

 

Orlando? Navy Base? By me.

I have to say as a kid from Oregon who'd never been exposed much diversity it bothered me at first. Shit I was at least 12 before I saw a black person other then on the TV. I have to admit the different races weren't an issue for me but I couldn't wrap my head around the idea of homosexuality. Anyway after working with guys I knew were gay I quickly realized they're no different then anyone else. Some were great guys and others were assholes, just like the rest of the people I served with.

 

Psh, Niner, it's gonna take a lot more than what happened on chat last night to get rid of me. I'm like glitter.
On a related note, I had no idea that Martian was so flexible...

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In other news, I sat and recorded a song idea that's been floating in my head for a few days. It's just an idea, but I'm excited to see where it goes. It's the first time I've sat and recorded anything original in a few years, so hopefully it becomes something (and spirals into me creating quite a few more somethings).

 

...he's a changeling.​

 

I apparently make really, really bad sweet tea.
Fuck you, stevia.