Pointless Announcements

Quoting for posterity...

Dude, don't be an idiot, you're not an idiot.

 

He's actually a total hoot to hang out with.

 

I'm playing Warcraft III at work. Shhhh, don't tell my boss

 

I am too.

 

Even though I know what that ACTUALLY is, after working at Olive Garden, I always envision people eating angel hair pasta every 25 minutes. It makes me giggle.

 

Getting scary dark outside. I have a few more things on my to-do list, but I think I'm going to try and beat the storm home instead.

 

This is pretty cool. A herd of deer crossing and re-crossing a fence. Suspenseful and action-packed!


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55a6RyKWVoI

 

That clearly means this:




I just looked it up because I had no clue what it actually meant and that answer was not useful for a smartass internet response, so I am sticking with my first answer posted above.

 

Went home had shower, wife came home we talked for a few she showered, we had hot sex, now were at mellow mushroom eating dinner.

 

Damnit, I could have worked this into the T-dot Pod Person scene.

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Showers totally lead to sex. I get a lot of offers while she still has her head wrapped in a towel.

"Come, I am fresh and clean. Defile me!" she says.

Logic.

 

After a shower is the BEST time to be defiled.

 

Today at work, I came across a guy near the bathrooms with a pit female in near heatstroke condition. I took her in the back to the doc and she had a temp of 107.1. We cooled her down with water, ice packs and a fan and then iv fluids. It's going to be a cruel summer in Florida. Mark my words.

 

It's been in the 90s most days with humidity no lower than 85%. It's hard to breathe at times. Harsh. Kids are getting sick playing outside for too long

 

I don't know how it goes while I'm gone, but I noticed that the donation bar was still on E despite the fact that it's basically the end of the month.

I threw a few bucks at cynthetiq to keep the site from being a charity case.

Anybody else what to help out?

I WANT YOU(R MONEY)

PLEASE DONATE TO THE SITE​

Do it.

 

Was thinking about this the other day. I literally have no money to spare this week, but next week I'm definitely gonna throw some money his way. He's gotta supplement his income somehow, right?

(there's a lewd joke in there somewhere but I'm far too tired to think of it.)