Pointless Announcements

I'm almost scared to ask what.

 

Happy ending?

Rough one up. Sets a standard for the rest. Lets them know you are the boss. Marks your turf. And take pictures afterwards. Not necessarily of them btw

 

Only of myself all triumphant-like, sweaty with ripped clothes, standing over the bodies of those I have slain?

 

That's hot.

*fanning self*

 

And I guess I'll get the tarp since everybody's gonna be fucking and someone is gonna have clean up this mess.

Thanks a lot, guys.

 

I'm Scruffy. The Janitor.

 

Uh, I need to leave for a little bit.

brb

 

ZombieSquirrel, please stop hacking accounts then liking what you post.
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Plan9, please stop hacking accounts then liking what you post.

 

Dude, I didn't even Like that quote. It was alright, but not particularly Like-worthy. I'm not a Dirty Old Man.

And you can bet your rolly chair-flattened ass that if I did somehow have the magical ability to hack accounts, you'd have bigger problems than me pulling a Fremen in pointless announcements.

 

Oh please. You aspire to be Fremen in Pointless Announcements. Internet posting masturbation? It would be the pinnacle of your TFP life.

Mine too, for that matter.

 

I occasionally fantasize about sacrificing him to the Deep Ones just to see what kind of awesome powers they would gift me.

...probably something shitty.​

...

RickB is logged in. Maybe he'll post today.

But most likely not.

 

Obviously Fremen is dead, and we're the recipients of your shitty gift - millions of wasted keystrokes.

 

Thanks for being the responsible one, 9er. We all appreciate it.

 

Plan9 is all about the waste disposal.

 

I know, right? At least I get paid for dealing with people's shit at my job; here it's all volunteer work.

And my only reward is stirring the pot with dumbass one-liners and zero backup citations.

 

I appreciate your charitable endeavors here at TFP Plan9.

 

I'm an idiot.