Pointless Announcements

I love Country Peach tea. I just bought some Sweetleaf Original in a jug today because I was too lazy to make it.
And, I need the calories because I still can't eat much. Woo.
I love sweet tea with caffeine, lightly sweet like Honest Teas, and Celestial Seasonings ones with just a little stevia.

 

People are in chat keeping me company at work. You should too.

 

WHY U NO LIVE CLOSER?

 

23 minutes from walking in in my scrubs to shower and out the door looking subtly whorish with a touch of Michelle Phillips.
I guess that makes me an eager beaver. nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Ciao, peoples.

 

Yeah, you know how we were talking about weird-ass videos? Here's a weird ass video.

NSFW No nudity, but a lot of butt-shaking.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR-NXv5Tma0

 

I love Major Lazer


View: http://youtu.be/g2nmgcVbfKE
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and they are great fun to dance to.

 

Friday.

Finally.

 

1hr, and its saturday. Thank fuck.

 

once again, when i went to bed there were grapes on my counter. when i woke up there were none. everything else was the same.

 

If it's a true mystery, set up a camera and catch the culprit.

 

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That brought some classics lines to my mind
Joe E. Lewis, often associated with Dean Martin as well as he was quoting Lewis. -
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."

"Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!" "And you, Madam, are ugly. But in the morning I shall be sober."

And a true legend, Bill Fields
"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water."

 

I JUST SENT MY FIRST E-NEWSLETTER! I wrote all the articles and all but 2 pictures were taken by me!!!

I love my new job!!!!!

 

That is great, I have difficult time even trying to think of those puns when it comes to PS creations. Or people use some kind of current pop culture thing that goes right over my head.

Lined up for the option of working 80 hour weeks over the next few weeks, might cut that back to 70ish now rather than wait 3 weeks.Thankfully I am not driving 100-120 miles per day like I was last time my life called for a prolonged sleep shortage between work and school.

 

Vodka and wine were created for Fridays.....scientifically proven.....week after week.

 

For once I'd like to watch an entertaining mystery movie that isn't also serial killer porn.

 

I am the oldest person at a luau ladies' night that does not include my own friends. They're all 20-something and I've already answered the how many kids do you have?" and the "are you okay with that?" one. Help me, FSM. I have to be up at 5:30 to drive to Gainesville for school. I'm officially old.