Pointless Announcements

I get to babysit on Sunday. Huzzah!

 

I'm going for a consultation.

 

I hate you, IRS. WTF? If I'm supposed to be figuring my estimated taxes quarterly, WHY AREN'T YOU DIVIDING THE YEAR INTO QUARTERS?!
So, this "quarter," I pay on two months of paychecks... next time it's three months, then four months. You're mentally defective.

 

My Gyno's hold music is Bollywood. That was fun. I was upset when they actually answered the phone.

 

I'm having a little lunch before I head to a 2nd tattoo consultation. The last guy turned my nurse's lamp into a character from Disney's beauty and the beast...essentially. Then he asked for $450. Not what I had in mind.

 

I feel we should all quote this so much it becomes a meme that spreads from one side of the internet to the other, as it were.

 

I have an appt on July 7th. With a young man with a mohawk and a ring through the center of his nose...and, charmingly, a Wisconsin accent. He gets it. I'm really, really excited.

 

Well... You ARE in Mickey - Land....

 

I picked up a new belt for the vacuum cleaner for the child and you'd think I just bought her the newest hoohaa super deluxe video gaming system she was so happy.
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yeah, fuck that business.

 

Can she come vacuum my stairs? I have a Dyson and two Bengals to play with...

 

I don't dare ask her 'cause I'd never hear the end of it.

 

I hate vacuuming the stairs... *charlie brown head hang*

 

MM's kid WON'T vacuum for you, just FYI.

 

oh, she would vacuum.
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speaking of my kid, she just told me I have a sickass tumblr blog. I'm all aflutter.

 

I still can't figure out how to get that damn thing to work.

 

Oh my FSM, I just fell out laughing.... Do you see it?

 

Oh that is a terrible movie....