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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I need to close the door on this term, stat. A couple more things and it'll be in the bag.
     
    snowy, Jun 11, 2013
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  2. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Did you guys hear that ZombieSquirrel didn't get a receipt last time she went to Dunkin Donuts?

     
    Borla, Jun 11, 2013
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  3. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    I'll file it under D for Doughnut.
    --- merged: Jun 11, 2013 at 5:34 PM ---
     
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    ZombieSquirrel, Jun 11, 2013
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  4. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    I saw a wino, and he was eating grapes, and I was like, "Dude. You have to wait!"
     
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    GeneticShift, Jun 11, 2013
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  5. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    An escalator can never break--it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience. We apologize for the fact that you can still get up there.


    I stayed at a Crowne Plaza once that had an escalator that wasn't working. Someone actually put that sign on it. I about died laughing.
     
    Borla, Jun 11, 2013
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  6. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I'm going to a gay & lesbian mystery book launch.

    At a traditional Irish pub.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jun 11, 2013
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  7. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    "Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know because, what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. "Look what I got motherfucker! This thing is useful. I'm gonna go pick something up!"

    I miss Mitch. I'm so glad I got to see him live.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Jun 11, 2013
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  8. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    I ran over a rock and a beehive, and possibly broke the mower.


    Well, fuck.
     
    CinnamonGirl, Jun 11, 2013
    #25268
  9. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Did the mower break over the beehive?
     
    ralphie250, Jun 11, 2013
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  10. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    Just remember, guys...

    [​IMG]
     
    GeneticShift, Jun 11, 2013
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  11. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    The Man doesn't have to commute weekly any more!!!
     
    Japchae, Jun 11, 2013
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  12. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    But.....If people have to actually walk up stairs they might burn some of the perfectly healthy 6,000 calories they eat daily. American have a reputation to uphold.
     
    Speed_Gibson, Jun 11, 2013
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  13. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    Upon further (cautious) investigation, there wasn't actually a hive. Ground nesting bees, either underneath, or right next to, the rock. Wherever they were hanging out, they were PIIIIIIISSED. I pretty much ran away like a little girl.
     
    CinnamonGirl, Jun 11, 2013
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  14. roachboy

    roachboy Very Tilted

    it is raining out and chilly so there is a bougainvillaea hanging from the ceiling across from me looking all red and lovely and shit.
     
    roachboy, Jun 11, 2013
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  15. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    I'm one paragraph away from finishing this stupid paper and I've hit the curb. Need more momentum. Not sure if that comes in stemware.
     
    mixedmedia, Jun 11, 2013
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  16. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    The more I read about "life coaching," the more it sounds like pyramid marketing. Do they all just coach each other, or is there some function they have for regular people?

    Sorry, does that come across as harsh? I'm not trying to be harsh. I'm just wondering.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jun 11, 2013
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  17. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    I've done that time or two.
     
    ralphie250, Jun 11, 2013
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  18. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    And that shit is submitted. Nice. Now I can sleep-in in the morning.
     
    mixedmedia, Jun 11, 2013
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  19. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    I would have LOVED to have seen that!!!!!
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Jun 12, 2013
    #25279
  20. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Coming after the posts quoting Mitch Hedberg I assumed your post was quoting him, as well.
    After reading it, I thought, "Wait, that's not funny."
    Took me a second for my mind to shift gears. *shakes tiny fist*
     
    Fremen, Jun 12, 2013
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