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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Queen Elizabeth II has reigned since President Truman was in office.

    Changing your head of state every four to eight years is so overrated.

    God save the Queen!
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jun 3, 2013
    #24941
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  2. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Sometimes I wish I was Stanley.
     
    ralphie250, Jun 3, 2013
    #24942
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  3. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    As hard as nailing jello to a tree?
     
    Craven Morehead, Jun 3, 2013
    #24943
  4. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Unless there is food involved, like trying to train an octopus to sit.
     
    Japchae, Jun 3, 2013
    #24944
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  5. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I took a nap for an hour this afternoon because I didn't feel well. I feel much better now.
     
    snowy, Jun 3, 2013
    #24945
  6. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    We actually just change the name in office. Terms like "Democrat" and "Republican" are another way of saying "we promise to continue screwing things up".
     
    Speed_Gibson, Jun 3, 2013
    #24946
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  7. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

    Location:
    Coming soon to a galaxy near you
    announce1.jpg
     
    hamsterball, Jun 3, 2013
    #24947
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  8. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    And Her fascist regime?
     
    the_jazz, Jun 3, 2013
    #24948
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  9. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Oh mah lawdy....
    I just had a grammargasm.
    Must watch to the end, Baraka_Guru



    My brain almost exploded. Then I laughed hysterically.
     
    Japchae, Jun 3, 2013
    #24949
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  10. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    I showed this to DamnitAll earlier!! We had a good laugh. :)
     
    GeneticShift, Jun 3, 2013
    #24950
  11. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    After having spent an entire night doing large samples of Belgium's finest, Stella Artois still remains my favorite.

    I seem to have misplaced the Arab colleague I was out with, though.

    ...

    How was golfing with the president, Charlatan? :D
     
    Remixer, Jun 3, 2013
    #24951
  12. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Thanks. I'm totally sharing that.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jun 3, 2013
    #24952
  13. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    I spoke too soon and underestimated my options. Quickie sex at the witching hour. grawr.
     
    mixedmedia, Jun 3, 2013
    #24953
  14. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    These particular bits always crack me up
     
    Speed_Gibson, Jun 4, 2013
    #24954
  15. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Who drop kicked my kidneys?
    That shit is NOT funny, yo.
     
    Japchae, Jun 4, 2013
    #24955
  16. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    littlegirly is at daycare. I miss her.
     
    genuinemommy, Jun 4, 2013
    #24956
  17. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Concrete should be poured today. :cool:
     
    Borla, Jun 4, 2013
    #24957
  18. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    You made sure to bury the bodies deep enough right?
     
    Speed_Gibson, Jun 4, 2013
    #24958
  19. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member



    Not much to bury after Stanley chewed the bones clean. :p
     
    Borla, Jun 4, 2013
    #24959
  20. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    Make sure you get rid of the teeth. That's how they get you.
     
    GeneticShift, Jun 4, 2013
    #24960
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