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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    I drink it when I need to have a beer because of the social setting but don't want to get drunk.
     
    the_jazz, Jun 2, 2013
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  2. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
     
    Remixer, Jun 2, 2013
    #24902
  3. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    These excuses? Unacceptable.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jun 2, 2013
    #24903
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  4. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    What the boohead said just now on the way home from a sleepover with her best friend and a couple of her other friends that she doesn't know very well:
    Now, I never gave her the word 'cunt.' But she made me laugh so I let it slide...just this once.
    That kid. I love her.
     
    mixedmedia, Jun 2, 2013
    #24904
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  5. THEPRISEINFERNO

    ThePriseInferno Slightly Tilted

    Well, I guess it's time to put on my (big kid) pants and be productive today. If I have to. I guess.
     
    ThePriseInferno, Jun 2, 2013
    #24905
  6. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Gotta love Rugby.

     
    Remixer, Jun 2, 2013
    #24906
  7. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I just tried to pick up a business French CD/book package from the library. It is marked as having 2 books and 3 CDs, so I checked the contents.

    One book was a manual on business French, while the other one was How to DJ.

    Thanks, Toronto Public Library, but I wanted to learn business French, not how to be like Daft Punk.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jun 2, 2013
    #24907
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  8. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    I'm making Georgia peach, fresh basil, and Blanton's popsicles.
    It's hot outside. Helloooo summer.

    Also, fuck you, stomach... You'll digest them and you'll LIKE it.
     
    Japchae, Jun 2, 2013
    #24908
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  9. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Got one class's books graded. Time for a break and then I'll get on the other set.
     
    snowy, Jun 2, 2013
    #24909
  10. amonkie

    amonkie Very Tilted

    Location:
    Windy City
    I met Stanley!!!

    He's waaaay cuter than Borla. BUUUUUUUT, Borla was kind enough to give me a bottle that I was excited to have even if it was empty - that contained the last 2-3 fingers of 23 yr old Pappy Van Winkle.

    I think I just about orgasmed on the spot.
     
    amonkie, Jun 2, 2013
    #24910
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  11. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Dear god. Pappy AND Stanley?!
     
    Japchae, Jun 2, 2013
    #24911
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  12. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    I'm jealous...
     
    ralphie250, Jun 2, 2013
    #24912
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  13. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member



    The funniest part is that the bottle was still in the velvet sleeve. She thought I was giving her an empty bottle as a momento and was acting all thankful. I had to tell her there was actually a few decent pours left. :p
     
    Borla, Jun 2, 2013
    #24913
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  14. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Is it bad that "velvet sleeve" makes me snicker?
     
    Japchae, Jun 2, 2013
    #24914
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  15. THEPRISEINFERNO

    ThePriseInferno Slightly Tilted

    Operation "laundry with no washing machine" appears to have been a success. Who knew what a toilet plunger could do, eh?
     
    ThePriseInferno, Jun 2, 2013
    #24915
  16. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Tomorrow I am making pulled pork.
     
    Borla, Jun 2, 2013
    #24916
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  17. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    [​IMG]
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jun 2, 2013
    #24917
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  18. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member



    I can literally get anything from my wife if I promise her to make my pulled pork. :p
     
    Borla, Jun 2, 2013
    #24918
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  19. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road

    [​IMG]

    So confident with his meat.
     
    GeneticShift, Jun 2, 2013
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  20. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member



    Yes.

    You would do the same if you'd tasted my meat. *smug*
     
    Borla, Jun 2, 2013
    #24920
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