Pointless Announcements

Hi my name is ralphie and I've lost my sexy.

 

Which one? There are at least 3, not to mention the ones in the Literature, Art and Music forum.
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Unpossible. You're made of sexy, sir.

 

"In this corner near the union rep office, Jimmy Hoffa is 'helping' hold up a support beam near the foundation..."

 

Patchouli seems out of place at a Starbucks....

Wait. No. The wannabe hippies would wear it and then go to Starbucks.

I hate people.

 

Life is pushing me back to dayshift as a second job as least for reasons I am not posting here and my biggest objection is not having to become a daywalker again on a daily basis but to deal with actual people. I really like that part of nightshift where the total number of customers I see on a typical entire shift is just a fraction of what you see in the day hours.

 

That's why my roommate prefers night shifts too.

 

I'm so wanting to get out of here on time tonight. I've been micromanaging the appt schedule all day. Only to have someone schedule a vomiting/diarrhea kitty at 6pm behind my back. Argh!

 

Draw one on using permanent maker that way you never lose it again.

 

All you'll need is a nice big juicy steak for one, and a belly rub to distract the other. You decide which one gets which.

 

But if I draw it on it would not be Pointless and my announcement would have to go in another forum...

 

sitting in a strangely warm treefort considering whether i should give a shit about hockey given the bruins and all.

ok, so not really.
i don't.

 

So full of Indian food yet again. Today is a good day.

 

Have you considered tranquilizer darts?

 

Hmmm. In that case, maybe obedience collars?

 

Good god. Yes, I want that to happen again.